Buy Cars and Trucks in Mesquite, Texas

Chevrolet : Malibu 2LT 2010 Chevy Malibu LT2 - 3.6L V6, 18" wheels, 31k miles, GM Factory Warranty
 Chevrolet : Malibu 2LT 2010 Chevy Malibu LT2 - 3.6L V6, 18" wheels, 31k miles, GM Factory Warranty
$15,499.00
$15,999.00
Time Left: 19m
Audi : A4 2006 Audi A4-V6 Wagon 4D 3.2 Avant Quattro
 Audi : A4 2006 Audi A4-V6 Wagon 4D 3.2 Avant Quattro
$13,200.00 (0 Bids)
Time Left: 26m
Acura : TL type s Acura Tl Type s w Nav
 Acura : TL type s Acura Tl Type s w Nav
$4,499.99 (0 Bids)
Time Left: 33m
Bentley : Continental Flying Spur 2006 BENTLEY CONTINENTAL FLYING SPUR* NAV*
 Bentley : Continental Flying Spur 2006 BENTLEY CONTINENTAL FLYING SPUR* NAV*
$79,888.00
Time Left: 38m
Bentley : Continental GT 2008 Bentley COntintal GTC COnvertible Blk Blk Chrome
 Bentley : Continental GT 2008 Bentley COntintal GTC COnvertible Blk Blk Chrome
$123,777.00
Time Left: 45m
Toyota : FJ Cruiser 2008 TOYOTA FJ CRUISER 4WD CD JL AUDIO CUSTOM SUB 6INCH LIFT 11K IN UP GRADES!!
 Toyota : FJ Cruiser 2008 TOYOTA FJ CRUISER 4WD CD JL AUDIO CUSTOM SUB 6INCH LIFT 11K IN UP GRADES!!
$27,500.00
Time Left: 48m
Fiat : Other Sport Custom Wheels! LOADED! Brand new condition! WE FINANCE!
 Fiat : Other Sport Custom Wheels! LOADED! Brand new condition! WE FINANCE!
$21,888.00
Time Left: 1h 42m
Toyota : Tacoma X-Runner 2007 TOYOTA X-RUNNER XRUNNER XTRA CLEAN! LOWERED! RARE COLOR MUST SEE! FINANCE!
 Toyota : Tacoma X-Runner 2007 TOYOTA X-RUNNER XRUNNER XTRA CLEAN! LOWERED! RARE COLOR MUST SEE! FINANCE!
$16,500.00
Time Left: 1h 58m
BMW : 2002 1976 BMW 2002 Project Cars- **2 vehicles 1 listing**
 BMW : 2002 1976 BMW 2002 Project Cars- **2 vehicles 1 listing**
$2,325.00 (19 Bids)
Time Left: 2h 5m
Porsche : 911 S 991 Certified..New Body Style 991...Trade In..Super Low Miles..PDK..BOSE.
 Porsche : 911 S 991 Certified..New Body Style 991...Trade In..Super Low Miles..PDK..BOSE.
$103,991.00
Time Left: 2h 25m
Acura : ZDX Technology..NAV..AWD..Low Miles...Great colors..Nice Trade In!!
 Acura : ZDX Technology..NAV..AWD..Low Miles...Great colors..Nice Trade In!!
$36,491.00
Time Left: 2h 25m
Cadillac : Escalade 2008 Cadillac Escalade Custom Forgiato Concavo 26" Wheels Strut Grill
 Cadillac : Escalade 2008 Cadillac Escalade Custom Forgiato Concavo 26" Wheels Strut Grill
$48,000.00
Time Left: 2h 31m
Jaguar : XK 2008 Jaguar XK, non-smoker, beautiful car!
 Jaguar : XK 2008 Jaguar XK, non-smoker, beautiful car!
$42,990.00
Time Left: 2h 39m
Mercedes-Benz : CLS-Class CLS55 AMG LOADED ALL OPTIONS MSRP $96, 795 No Accidents A+ CARFAX Report CLEAN!
 Mercedes-Benz : CLS-Class CLS55 AMG LOADED ALL OPTIONS MSRP $96, 795 No Accidents A+ CARFAX Report CLEAN!
$26,900.00
Time Left: 2h 43m
BMW : 3-Series 328i 2010 BMW 328I 328 328CI CONVERTABLE FACTORY WARRANTY DEAL
 BMW : 3-Series 328i 2010 BMW 328I 328 328CI CONVERTABLE FACTORY WARRANTY DEAL
$34,977.00
Time Left: 2h 52m
Mercedes-Benz : CLS-Class 2009 Mercedes-Benz CLS-Class
 Mercedes-Benz : CLS-Class 2009 Mercedes-Benz CLS-Class
$40,977.00
Time Left: 2h 56m
Mercedes-Benz : CLS-Class CLS550, V8 B V8 BI TURBO, P1 PKG, NAV, AIRMATIC, REAR CAM, BTOOTH, KEYLESS
 Mercedes-Benz : CLS-Class CLS550, V8 B V8 BI TURBO, P1 PKG, NAV, AIRMATIC, REAR CAM, BTOOTH, KEYLESS
$75,250.00
Time Left: 2h 57m
BMW : 3 Series 330Ci 2002 BMW 330CI COUPE AUTOMATIC LOADED LOW MILES CALL NOW
 BMW : 3 Series 330Ci 2002 BMW 330CI COUPE AUTOMATIC LOADED LOW MILES CALL NOW
$13,000.00
Time Left: 2h 58m
Mercedes-Benz : GL-Class GL550 | 3K M GL550 | 3K MILES, 5.5L V8, NAVIGATION, REVERSE CAM, 21IN WHEELS, AWD, BTOOTH
 Mercedes-Benz : GL-Class GL550 | 3K M GL550 | 3K MILES, 5.5L V8, NAVIGATION, REVERSE CAM, 21IN WHEELS, AWD, BTOOTH
$79,950.00
Time Left: 3h 1m
Land Rover : Range Rover HSE 2004 RANGE ROVER HSE 69, 900 MILES NEW TIRES IMMACULATE
 Land Rover : Range Rover HSE 2004 RANGE ROVER HSE 69, 900 MILES NEW TIRES IMMACULATE
$21,000.00
Time Left: 3h 3m
Acura : MDX Technology P Technology Pkg | AWD, NAVIGATION, REVERSE CAM, BTOOTH, SATTELITE
 Acura : MDX Technology P Technology Pkg | AWD, NAVIGATION, REVERSE CAM, BTOOTH, SATTELITE
$45,450.00
Time Left: 3h 11m
Acura : MDX Tech Enter AWD, NAVIGATION, REVERSE CAMERA, HEATED SEATS, TECH PKG
 Acura : MDX Tech Enter AWD, NAVIGATION, REVERSE CAMERA, HEATED SEATS, TECH PKG
$32,450.00
Time Left: 3h 13m
MG : T-Series MG TD2 MG TD2 Total and Correct Restoration 1953. Best You Will Find Anywhere COMPARE!!
 MG : T-Series MG TD2 MG TD2 Total and Correct Restoration 1953. Best You Will Find Anywhere COMPARE!!
$44,999.00
Time Left: 3h 14m
Lexus : LX LX570 | AWD, | AWD, CLIMATE SEATS, REAR DVD, THIRD ROW, BTOOTH, CAM
 Lexus : LX LX570 | AWD, | AWD, CLIMATE SEATS, REAR DVD, THIRD ROW, BTOOTH, CAM
$78,450.00
Time Left: 3h 15m
Chevrolet : Corvette Glass Tops 1982 Chevrolet Corvette Coupe Silver Green Fully Loaded Vette Rare Color
 Chevrolet : Corvette Glass Tops 1982 Chevrolet Corvette Coupe Silver Green Fully Loaded Vette Rare Color
$9,100.00 (13 Bids)
Time Left: 3h 29m
Ferrari : Other 1965 Ferrari 330 2+2 roller chassis
 Ferrari : Other 1965 Ferrari 330 2+2 roller chassis
$135,000.00 (0 Bids)
Time Left: 4h 7m
Buick : Enclave CXL WHITE DIAMOND CASHMERE, NAVIGATION, BACK UP CAMERA, 2ND ROW CAPTAIN CHAIRS, 1-OWNER!
 Buick : Enclave CXL WHITE DIAMOND CASHMERE, NAVIGATION, BACK UP CAMERA, 2ND ROW CAPTAIN CHAIRS, 1-OWNER!
$32,400.00
Time Left: 4h 17m
Lexus : GS 350 SILVER BLACK, NAVIGATION, CHROME WHEELS, VENTILATED SEATS, 1-OWNER, NON-SMOKER!!
 Lexus : GS 350 SILVER BLACK, NAVIGATION, CHROME WHEELS, VENTILATED SEATS, 1-OWNER, NON-SMOKER!!
$26,250.00
Time Left: 4h 21m
Infiniti : FX 35 BLACK OBSIDIAN, BLACK LEATHER, TOURING PACKAGE, HANDS-FREE PACKAGE, 20-INCH WHEELS
 Infiniti : FX 35 BLACK OBSIDIAN, BLACK LEATHER, TOURING PACKAGE, HANDS-FREE PACKAGE, 20-INCH WHEELS
$15,500.00
Time Left: 4h 25m
Audi : Q7 Audi Q7 2009
 Audi : Q7 Audi Q7 2009
$10,250.00 (24 Bids)
Time Left: 4h 27m
Toyota : Highlander Limited NAVIGATION, PREMIUM SOUND, BACK UP CAMERA, SUNROOF, HEATED SEATS, SATELLITE RADIO
 Toyota : Highlander Limited NAVIGATION, PREMIUM SOUND, BACK UP CAMERA, SUNROOF, HEATED SEATS, SATELLITE RADIO
$31,500.00
Time Left: 4h 27m
Aston Martin : DB9 07 DB9 Coupe, Visit Us On The web @ www.astonmartindallas.com
 Aston Martin : DB9 07 DB9 Coupe, Visit Us On The web @ www.astonmartindallas.com
$94,900.00
$99,910.00
Time Left: 4h 29m
Aston Martin : DB9 09 DB9 Coupe, Visit Us On The Web @ www.astonmartindallas.com
 Aston Martin : DB9 09 DB9 Coupe, Visit Us On The Web @ www.astonmartindallas.com
$119,900.00
$125,910.00
Time Left: 4h 30m
Aston Martin : DB9 10' DB9 Volante, Visit Us On The Web @ www.astonmartindallas.com
 Aston Martin : DB9 10' DB9 Volante, Visit Us On The Web @ www.astonmartindallas.com
$137,900.00
$145,860.00
Time Left: 4h 31m
Aston Martin Volante 11' DBS Volante, Visit Us On The Web @ www.astonmartindallas.com
 Aston Martin Volante 11' DBS Volante, Visit Us On The Web @ www.astonmartindallas.com
$229,900.00
$235,910.00
Time Left: 4h 32m
Aston Martin : Other 11' Rapide, Visit Us On The Web @ www.astonmartindallas.com
 Aston Martin : Other 11' Rapide, Visit Us On The Web @ www.astonmartindallas.com
$162,900.00
$169,945.00
Time Left: 4h 32m
Aston Martin : Vantage 10' Vantage Coupe, Visit Us On The Web @ www.astonmartindallas.com
 Aston Martin : Vantage 10' Vantage Coupe, Visit Us On The Web @ www.astonmartindallas.com
$104,900.00
$109,910.00
Time Left: 4h 33m
Aston Martin : Vantage Roadster 08' Vantage Roadster, Visit Us On The Web @ www.astonmartindallas.com
 Aston Martin : Vantage Roadster 08' Vantage Roadster, Visit Us On The Web @ www.astonmartindallas.com
$82,900.00
$85,997.00
Time Left: 4h 34m
Dodge : Ram 1500 Quad Cab SLT BLACK, HEMI, QUAD CAB, 20's, PREMIUM SOUND, CD, TOW PACKAGE, LOADED!
 Dodge : Ram 1500 Quad Cab SLT BLACK, HEMI, QUAD CAB, 20's, PREMIUM SOUND, CD, TOW PACKAGE, LOADED!
$9,250.00
Time Left: 4h 44m
Datsun : Other 1972 datsun 510
 Datsun : Other 1972 datsun 510
$3,800.00 (33 Bids)
Time Left: 5h 41m

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Where can i buy car paint near Mesquite Texas?
Question:
Need to paint my cars replaced black door to silver like the rest of the car. Where can i buy car paint in or around Mesquite Texas? any tips for paint buying....?

Answer:
any good auto parts store that carries auto body repair materials Auto Zone / O'Reilly / NAPA

Free/Minimum fee installation for car audio system in Mesquite/Garland Texas? Anybody know where?
Question:
I have received my early high school graduation gift from my dad which is two 15 inch subwoofers in a box with a 110 x 40 watt hifonics zeus series amplifier. I have all the necessary equipment to install it into my car but I can't really do it myself and my dad stays out of town. So I was worndering if there are any places I could go that could hook it up for me for a minimum fee or no fee at all? really want to out do my senior class with a boomin a** 09' Smart Car lol. please help thatnks

Answer:
You can use this diagram: http://luxurysport.imgur.com/automotive_wiring_diagrams#nYpeH If you don't feel comfortable doing that I'd go here and buy an install card: http://www.crutchfield.com/shopsearch/install_card.html It's gonna be a little pricey, I'd say around $170, but it's all done professionally. The way the card works is you purchase that, they send/e-mail the paperwork and you print it off. It will give you a list of professional installer around your area that they use to install products. They're all certified, so you need not worry. Good luck and congrats on graduating. Now, you have to start growing up. lol

Im am attenting Eastfield College in Mesquite,Texas and i was wondering should i transfer to El Centro College?
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I attend Eastfiled College in Mesquite. I do not have a car and i take the DART bus. I have to catch the 37 Downtown Dallas then get off and catch the 466, then catch the 110 Eastfield College, i have to make 3 transfers. I know that El Centro is right downtown and the 37 goes right downtown and plus I heard that if you go to El Centro you ride DART for free what should I do help me out.

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Me. I would transfer. I pass by El Centro all the time and I have seen a big sign outside on the back that says, Students ride Dart Free. The train in right in front of the school too. I would so defenetly do it, but then again i like down town dallas and i live ear by, but i could understand some people may not be to comfortable with it. I would go one day on the bus or train just for thr heck of it and check it out and see how it is. bu t yes i think you should transfer.

Fun facts about Texas.?
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Texas • A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit. • A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. • Abilene: It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing. • Austin: Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket. • Beaumont: Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University. • Borger: It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind. • Clarendon: It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster. • Dallas: It's illegal to possess realistic dildos. • El Paso: Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons "of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them." • Galveston: It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays. • Houston: Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday. It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday. • If two trains going in opposite directions on the same track meet each other, one can't move until the other does. • If you went to church in Texas years back, you'd better be recognized. An old law made it illegal to go to church in disguise. • In Alamo a person found intoxicated must be given a large dose of castor oil by a local doctor...and failure to gulp it down will result in a fine. • In Corpus Christie it is illegal to raise alligators in your home. • In Dallas County it is illegal to own any realistic looking, phallic shaped, personal massager more than one foot in length. • In Houston you cannot buy beer after midnight on Sunday, but you can buy it on Monday. • In Kingsville, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property. • In Lefors, Texas it is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer at any time while standing. • In Mesquite, Texas it is illegal for kids to have unusual haircuts. • In Texas criminals are required to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. • In Texas it's legal for a chicken to have sex with you, but it's illegal to reciprocate. • It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. • It is illegal to carry a pair of wire-cutters in your back pocket. • It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers. • It is illegal for a person to shoot a buffalo from the second story of their hotel. • It is illegal to have an open container in a car. • It is illegal to have anything protruding from your bumper unless it is attached with a chain • It is illegal to milk another person's cow. • It is illegal to spit on the sidewalk. • It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. • It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo. • It is legal for a husband to beat his wife as long as he uses something no bigger than his thumb. • It is legal for the blind to go hunting as long as they have someone with them who isn't blind. • It is legal to commit a homicide as long as you tell the person when, and how you are going to kill them. • It is Texas law that when two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. • In San Antonio, Texas, you can't honk a horn, run a generator, have a revival meeting or do anything else that disturbs the neighborhood and the city has a four-member noise police squad to enforce the law. • In Texas any artificial constructed underwater barrier reefs must come with an instruction booklet. • In Texas, sixteen-year old divorced girls are prohibited from talking about sex during high school extracurricular activities. • It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer. • Jasper: Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times. Fine of 100 dollars. • LeFors: It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing. • Lubbock County: It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else's blood stream. • Mesquite: It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts. • Port Arthur: Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator. • Richardson: It is now illegal to place a "for sale" sign on a car if it visible from the street. It is illegal to do "U Turns". • San Antonio: It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands. • Temple: No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square. You can ride your horse in the saloon. Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot. • Texarkana: Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights. • Texas law forbids anyone to have a pair of pliers in his possession. • Texas state law prohibits taking more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. • The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home. • There is an old law in Texas that states you are unable to tuck your pants into one boot unless you own ten or more cattle. • When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. • You can be legally married by publicly introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times. Crazy laws, type it in your search engine, and this will pop up. They have it on all the U.S. States.

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SHlT, u better take me to jail then.....cause ive been living in TeXaS alllllll my life, and i have done almost all the above.. more than once!!!~LOL .

Does anyone know where I can good depenable car for little money down and I have bad credit?
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I live in mesquite, texas and do want to put down more than $1,000

Answer:
My suggestion would be to buy a $1000 car and get your credit in order. They will hose you on an interest rate with bad credit.

does anybody know where i can get zebra seat covers at??
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in mesquite texas, 75150!! i just got a car and i am looking for zebra seat covers that arent too expensive!!

Answer:
Ebay

Things I Learned Growin' Up in Texas?
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Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road with all four feet in the air. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Texas. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Texas, plus a few no one has ever seen before. Raccoons will test your melon crop, and let you know when they are ripe. If it grows, it will stick you. If it crawls, it will bite you! Nothing will kill a mesquite tree. There are valid reasons some people put razor wire around their house. A tractor is NOT an all terrain vehicle. They do get stuck. The wind blows at 90 mph from Oct 2 till June 25; then it stops totally until October 2. Onced and twiced are words. Coldbeer is one word People actually grow and eat okra. Green grass DOES burn. When you live in the country you don't have to buy a dog. City people drop them off at your front gate in the middle of the night. The sound of coyotes howling at night only sounds good for the first few weeks. When a buzzard sits on the fence and stares at you, it's time to see a doctor Fix-in-to, is one word. There ain't no such thing as "lunch". There is only breakfast, dinner and then there's supper. "Sweetened ice tea" is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when you are two. You also give it to babies for colic..Just a tid-bit. "Backwards and forwards" means I know everything about you. "Jeet?" is actually a phrase meaning, "Did you eat?" You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done, or it's too dark to see. You measure distance in minutes or hours. You can switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. Stores don't have bags. They have sacks. You see cars with the engine running in the Wal-mart parking lot with no one in them, no matter what time of the year. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit or a vegetable. You install security lights on your house and garage, and leave both unlocked. You carry jumper cables for your own car. You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" are. You only have four spices in your kitchen: Salt, Pepper, Ketchup, and Tabasco. You think everyone from north of Dallas has an accent. The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require six pages to cover Friday night high school football. The first day of deer season is a state holiday. You find 100 degrees a "tad" warm. The four seasons are: Almost summer, summer, still summer and Christmas. You know whether another Texan is from East, West, North, or South Texas as soon as he opens his mouth. Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past-time known as "goin Wal-Martin" or "off to Wally-world". You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chili-eatin' weather. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop....It's a Coke regardless of brand or flavor.

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LOL. That was funny. Reminds me of some of my childhood. I know what cowtippen is, but what is Snipe hunting??? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :)

Do you think there will be a hate backlash against Muslims as there was?
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During the days after 9-11 when---- Sikh Balbir Singh Sodhi was gunned down in Mesa, Arizona because he wore a turban. Another sikh, Swaran Kaur Bhullar, was stabbed in the head at a traffic light. Adel Karas, a Coptic Christian from Egypt, was murdered in his San Gabriel, California store. Ali Almansoop, an American citizen and father of four, originally from Yemen was murdered. Jawed Wassel of Queens, New York, an Afghani American was decapitated and chopped to pieces. Abdo Ali Ahmed, Yemeni shopkeeper in Reedly, California was murdered after finding a note on his car threatening to kill him and deriding his ethnicity. Waqar Hasan, a Pakistani from Dallas, Texas was shot to death in his store. Iraqi Hassan Al-Asfur was shot while sitting in his car. Vasudev Patel from Mesquite, Texas, was murdered and a Bangledeshi blinded by a man who bragged, "I did what every American wanted to do." Is the mosque the new excuse to incite violence?

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I seriously worry about a holocaust of Muslims in America right now. Why doesn't America just come out and say it hates Islam? both moderate and fundamentalist. EDIT: these answers are scary. I'll hide you guys in my attic if the worst comes to the worst.

can some one please help me i need a job by the 8th of august or i will be put out of the work program?
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I live in Mesquite Texas, i am 17, i have my own car, i can work 2pm- 10pm Mon-Fri and anytime Sat-Sun. To all the hiring mangers on YAHOO please email me @ baps972@yahoo.com...

Answer:
The 8th of August was three weeks ago.

Texas Crazy Laws can you believe these?
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Texas Crazy Law It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer. The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home. When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers. You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times. A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. It is illegal to milk another person's cow. Abilene It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing. Austin Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket. Beaumont Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University. Borger It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind. Clarendon It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster. El Paso Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons "of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them." Houston Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday. It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday. Galveston It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays. Jasper Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times. Fine of 100 dollars. LeFors It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing. Lubbock County It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else's blood stream. Mesquite It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts. Port Arthur Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator. Richardson It is now illegal to place a "for sale" sign on a car if it visible from the street. It is illegal to do "U Turns". San Antonio It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands. It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo. Temple No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square. You can ride your horse in the saloon. Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot. Texarkana Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.

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Hey, Not all those laws are bad. Especially that one about another man milking my cow. I was following sage advice when i was told why buy milk when i can own my cow. That's why i got married. It would bother me to no end to know another man was milking my cow.