Buy Cars and Trucks in Lancaster, Pennsylvania

Ford : F-350 XLT 6.0 Diesel! XLT FX4 OFF ROAD 4x4 Lifted 6" Lift 35" Tires! LOW MILES!
 Ford : F-350 XLT 6.0 Diesel! XLT FX4 OFF ROAD 4x4 Lifted 6" Lift 35" Tires! LOW MILES!
$24,900.00
Time Left: 53m
Chevrolet : Camaro 2SS RS 2010 Camaro 2SS RS (454RWP) 8, 000 miles. MUST SEE
 Chevrolet : Camaro 2SS RS 2010 Camaro 2SS RS (454RWP) 8, 000 miles. MUST SEE
$30,900.00
Time Left: 1h 11m
Chevrolet : Other Pickups 1986 Chevy Custom Deluxe 4X4
 Chevrolet : Other Pickups 1986 Chevy Custom Deluxe 4X4
$1,600.00 (12 Bids)
Time Left: 3h 17m
Chevrolet : Camaro SS RS 2SS CP ONSTAR IPOD MP3 XENON LIGHTS BOSTON ACOUSTICS AUTOMATIC HEATED LTHR SEATS BORLA
 Chevrolet : Camaro SS RS 2SS CP ONSTAR IPOD MP3 XENON LIGHTS BOSTON ACOUSTICS AUTOMATIC HEATED LTHR SEATS BORLA
$24,100.00 (24 Bids)
Time Left: 3h 35m
Pontiac 1951 PONTIAC RAT ROD JALOPY OR ORIGINAL
 Pontiac 1951 PONTIAC RAT ROD JALOPY OR ORIGINAL
$900.00
$1,600.00
Time Left: 3h 43m
Ford : Mustang Pace Car Mustang 2012 Mustang GT Premium Pace Car Connvertible # 44 46 for Carl Edwards
 Ford : Mustang Pace Car Mustang 2012 Mustang GT Premium Pace Car Connvertible # 44 46 for Carl Edwards
$35,100.00
$37,000.00
Time Left: 6h 2m
Ford : Mustang 6CYL 1966 FORD MUSTANG 6CYL 65000 MILES AUTO WITH 3 SPEED INCLUDED NICE INTERIOR
 Ford : Mustang 6CYL 1966 FORD MUSTANG 6CYL 65000 MILES AUTO WITH 3 SPEED INCLUDED NICE INTERIOR
$3,000.00 (7 Bids)
Time Left: 19h 59m
Cadillac : DeVille 2001 Cadilac Deville
 Cadillac : DeVille 2001 Cadilac Deville
$10,000.00
Time Left: 20h 26m
Chevrolet : Camaro Z-28 Camaro Z-28 1996 Silver, T-tops, LT-1, Ground effects, Leather, AT, 48K miles
 Chevrolet : Camaro Z-28 Camaro Z-28 1996 Silver, T-tops, LT-1, Ground effects, Leather, AT, 48K miles
$5,200.00 (19 Bids)
Time Left: 1d 27m
Jeep : Cherokee 4DR WAGON LT NO RESERVE...LIMITED LEATHER...4x4
 Jeep : Cherokee 4DR WAGON LT NO RESERVE...LIMITED LEATHER...4x4
$610.00 (8 Bids)
Time Left: 1d 3h 35m
Honda : Accord 4DR SDN LX M NO RESERVE...ONE OWNER...MANUAL TRANS
 Honda : Accord 4DR SDN LX M NO RESERVE...ONE OWNER...MANUAL TRANS
$2,550.00 (36 Bids)
Time Left: 1d 3h 50m
Lexus : GX 2006 LEXUS GX470. GREAT CONDITION. LOW MILEAGE. REAR ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM
 Lexus : GX 2006 LEXUS GX470. GREAT CONDITION. LOW MILEAGE. REAR ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM
$22,000.00 (3 Bids)
Time Left: 1d 4h 3m
Ford : F-150 STYLESIDE NO RESERVE...4x4...LONG BED...MANUAL TRANS
 Ford : F-150 STYLESIDE NO RESERVE...4x4...LONG BED...MANUAL TRANS
$1,175.00 (15 Bids)
Time Left: 1d 4h 5m
Mazda : Mazda6 S 03 Mazda6 S - V6 Automatic - Sporty Sedan - CD - Sunroof - Power Everything
 Mazda : Mazda6 S 03 Mazda6 S - V6 Automatic - Sporty Sedan - CD - Sunroof - Power Everything
$2,025.00
$6,499.00
Time Left: 1d 4h 20m
Toyota : Previa LE SC AWD 1995 Toyota Previa LE SC All-trac Green AWD -- NO RESERVE
 Toyota : Previa LE SC AWD 1995 Toyota Previa LE SC All-trac Green AWD -- NO RESERVE
$610.00 (8 Bids)
Time Left: 1d 4h 35m
Chevrolet : C K Pickup 1500 K10 Great 1987 Chevy GMC Pickup 4x4
 Chevrolet : C K Pickup 1500 K10 Great 1987 Chevy GMC Pickup 4x4
$4,500.00
$7,500.00
Time Left: 1d 4h 36m
Toyota : Previa LE SC 1995 Toyota Previa LE SC Red -- NO RESERVE
 Toyota : Previa LE SC 1995 Toyota Previa LE SC Red -- NO RESERVE
$611.00 (5 Bids)
Time Left: 1d 5h 5m
Ford : Mustang 1967 MUSTANG GT 350 REPLICA
 Ford : Mustang 1967 MUSTANG GT 350 REPLICA
$7,200.00
$17,500.00
Time Left: 1d 6h 20m
Honda : Civic 4dr Sdn Hybr 03 2003 Honda civic hybrid automatic no reserve clean runs good mpg cloth
Honda : Civic 4dr Sdn Hybr 03 2003 Honda civic hybrid automatic no reserve clean runs good mpg cloth
$5,000.00
Time Left: 1d 19h 55m
Acura : CL 2dr Cpe 3.2L 02 2002 acura CL S type automatic cd no reserve mpg leather black clean
 Acura : CL 2dr Cpe 3.2L 02 2002 acura CL S type automatic cd no reserve mpg leather black clean
$4,500.00
Time Left: 1d 20h 27m
Ford : Crown Victoria 2005 Ford Crown Victoria
 Ford : Crown Victoria 2005 Ford Crown Victoria
$4,200.00
Time Left: 1d 20h 39m
Chevrolet : Corvette Corvette 08 TWO SEATERS CHEVY VETTE LIMITED LTD SPORT CONVERTIBLE BOSE ONSTAR SATELLITE
 Chevrolet : Corvette Corvette 08 TWO SEATERS CHEVY VETTE LIMITED LTD SPORT CONVERTIBLE BOSE ONSTAR SATELLITE
$41,977.00
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Cadillac : SRX 05 MID LUXURY CD ONSTAR SATELLITE SUNROOF SUV XM HITCH HOMELINK BW
 Cadillac : SRX 05 MID LUXURY CD ONSTAR SATELLITE SUNROOF SUV XM HITCH HOMELINK BW
$14,977.00
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Cadillac : SRX 06 AWD ALL-WHEEL DRIVE NAVIGATION SUNROOF SUV DVD ENTERTAINMENT BW
 Cadillac : SRX 06 AWD ALL-WHEEL DRIVE NAVIGATION SUNROOF SUV DVD ENTERTAINMENT BW
$19,977.00
Time Left: 2d 24m
Chrysler : 300 Series 300M 00 SUNROOF SEDAN PREMIUM INFINITY LEATHER MOONROOF CHROME WHEELS
 Chrysler : 300 Series 300M 00 SUNROOF SEDAN PREMIUM INFINITY LEATHER MOONROOF CHROME WHEELS
$6,977.00
Time Left: 2d 29m
Cadillac : STS 08 LEATHER NAVIGATION LUXURY AWD 4X4 BOSE SATELLITE SUNROOF XENON SEDAN XM
 Cadillac : STS 08 LEATHER NAVIGATION LUXURY AWD 4X4 BOSE SATELLITE SUNROOF XENON SEDAN XM
$27,977.00
Time Left: 2d 51m
Plymouth : Prowler Roadster 2000 Plymouth Prowler Convertible Roadster, Red, Like New, Low Miles
 Plymouth : Prowler Roadster 2000 Plymouth Prowler Convertible Roadster, Red, Like New, Low Miles
$20,100.00 (2 Bids)
Time Left: 2d 1h 27m
Bentley : Continental GT GT SPEED CON CARBON CERAMIC BRAKES NAIM PREM AUDIO DARK TINT ALUMINUM FASCIA EMBOSSED SEATS
 Bentley : Continental GT GT SPEED CON CARBON CERAMIC BRAKES NAIM PREM AUDIO DARK TINT ALUMINUM FASCIA EMBOSSED SEATS
$136,855.00 (22 Bids)
Time Left: 2d 3h 35m
Toyota SR-5 NO RESERVE...4x4...SR-5...V6...NO RUST
 Toyota SR-5 NO RESERVE...4x4...SR-5...V6...NO RUST
$1,525.00 (11 Bids)
Time Left: 2d 3h 35m
Cadillac : Seville 4DR SEDAN TO NO RESERVE...STS...HEATED SEATS...CHROME...LOADED
 Cadillac : Seville 4DR SEDAN TO NO RESERVE...STS...HEATED SEATS...CHROME...LOADED
$1,825.00 (11 Bids)
Time Left: 2d 4h 20m
Mercedes-Benz : S-Class 4DR SDN 5.0L NO RESERVE...FACTORY CHROME...XENON...LOW MILES
 Mercedes-Benz : S-Class 4DR SDN 5.0L NO RESERVE...FACTORY CHROME...XENON...LOW MILES
$2,750.00 (21 Bids)
Time Left: 2d 4h 20m
Subaru : Legacy i Special 2006 Subaru Legacy i Special Edition Wagon - 2.5L 4cyl, 5-speed, AWD
 Subaru : Legacy i Special 2006 Subaru Legacy i Special Edition Wagon - 2.5L 4cyl, 5-speed, AWD
$3,506.00
$5,600.00
Time Left: 2d 4h 35m
Lexus : RX AWD 2000 Lexus RX 300 - V6 - All Wheel Drive - Leather - Loaded
 Lexus : RX AWD 2000 Lexus RX 300 - V6 - All Wheel Drive - Leather - Loaded
$3,550.00
$6,999.00
Time Left: 2d 4h 50m
Buick GS 1972 BUICK GS, # Matching, 2 door, buckets seats
 Buick GS 1972 BUICK GS, # Matching, 2 door, buckets seats
$4,050.00
$21,000.00
Time Left: 2d 4h 58m
Jeep : Grand Cherokee Limited 94 Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited - Leather - V8 - Four Wheel Drive - No Reserve
 Jeep : Grand Cherokee Limited 94 Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited - Leather - V8 - Four Wheel Drive - No Reserve
$1,525.00 (14 Bids)
Time Left: 2d 5h 9m
Ford : F-150 XLT Ecoboost 2011 Ford F150 XLT Supercab Ecoboost
 Ford : F-150 XLT Ecoboost 2011 Ford F150 XLT Supercab Ecoboost
$30,125.00 (0 Bids)
Time Left: 2d 5h 43m
Cadillac : Escalade Escalade 05 AWD 4X4 BOSE NAVIGATION DVD SUNROOF SUV TX ENTERTAINMENT HOMELINK BW
 Cadillac : Escalade Escalade 05 AWD 4X4 BOSE NAVIGATION DVD SUNROOF SUV TX ENTERTAINMENT HOMELINK BW
$15,977.00
Time Left: 2d 21h 4m
Mercedes-Benz : E-Class E320 1999 MERCEDES E320 BLK GRAY SDN....L@@K...L@@K
 Mercedes-Benz : E-Class E320 1999 MERCEDES E320 BLK GRAY SDN....L@@K...L@@K
$2,505.00 (10 Bids)
Time Left: 3d 58m
Chevrolet : Bel Air 150 210 Bel Air Black, Beautiful and Straight " 2 Door Hardtop "
 Chevrolet : Bel Air 150 210 Bel Air Black, Beautiful and Straight " 2 Door Hardtop "
$18,091.00
$27,600.00
Time Left: 3d 1h 48m
Chevrolet : C K Pickup 1500 scottsdale No Reserve 1985 Scottsdale K20 4x4
 Chevrolet : C K Pickup 1500 scottsdale No Reserve 1985 Scottsdale K20 4x4
$11,000.00
$15,000.00
Time Left: 3d 2h 51m

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Looking for Racing Lessons/Course near Lancaster, PA?
Question:
Hey guys, I'm 18 and I want to get into racing a little bit more. I'm most interested in Single Seat racing, but I'm down for Rally too....ANYTHING BUT STOCK CAR! I live in Lancaster, Pennsylvania so I'm looking for somewhere decently close that has instruction and a track. I'm already good at driving a Manual so I'm not a total begginer. Thanks a lot!!!! -Neil

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Bertil Roos Driving School has 3 and 5 day courses at the following locations near you: Pocono Raceway (Long Pond PA) NJ Motorsports Park (Millville, NJ) Virginia International Raceway (Danville,VA) BeaveRun Motorsports Complex (Pittsburgh, PA) I don't think they're the best you can do; for that I'd recommend Skip Barber Racing Schools at Lime Rock CT or Road Atlanta GA. But it's a good place to start and a cheaper way to find out if you actually have any talent. The most important part of being a race driver is is learning how to get sponsors and how to hold on to them. This isn't baseball, where you get a multi-million dollar contract. You WILL NOT not get a ride unless you show up with money, even if you're a potential Michael Schumacher. Many drivers get no salary and survive off 30% of race winnings. If you have a well-paying career, you can probably afford racing a Formula Ford at the amateur level in SCCA or NASA. Figure $10,000 to $20,000 a season to run a season as a competitive amateur. Can't help you with Rallye, but it's a very minor sport in the US and difficult to pursue. There are often local clubs that have road rallyes but they are noting like what you see on TV or in Europe. Single seat racing can be the cheapest on an amateur level but I'd also look at a series that runs Ponycars or Spec Miata. Remember, MONEY is what's going to hold you back. Not talent

Are used cars in the Philly and/or Lancaster, PA area cheaper than in Central Jersey?
Question:
I'm on a strict budget and I'm looking for my first car. I'm 17, a high school student and part-time cashier at my local Target working at $7.25 an hour (due for a raise, i hope, in a month or two). I just got my license but it seems my insurance is expensive and so are decent used cars here. I'm looking for anything that is basically automatic and will run. I can't tell you what my exact budget is right now, because I don't have much in my savings (thanks to the first 3 months of insurance, driving lesson before the road test, and bad spending habits that I'm trying to drastically reduce). Since the average income isn't as high in Pennsylvania as it is in New Jersey (mainly because of property tax and location), are used cars in the Philly area or Lancaster County area cheaper than central Jersey? Only reason I'm looking only in Philly and Lancaster is because Philly isn't too far from me and my sister goes to school in the Lancaster area. Any sources will be appreciated!

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I currently live in Central PA, went to school just outside of Lancaster, and have worked in Philly. I can tell you that used cars are just as expensive, if not more so, in that region. The problem that you are going to encounter is that the region you are speaking of is a hotbed of activity for the automotive industry. Manheim Auto Auction (located in Lancaster) is one of the largest (if not the largest) auto actions on the East Coast. This auction serves dealers from all over the North East. This means there is a constant flow of cars through that area, and a lot of experienced car people. Your best bet is to check out the local paper for cars, or check for cars a little further south. Cars are expensive in the North East...no matter where you go. South of the Mason Dixon, specifically south of VA, cars are much cheaper.

Know of any actual exotic car rentals in pennsylvania?
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All searches seem to lead to NYC. Any rentals west of Philly or near Lancaster, Reading, Harrisburg??

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just google it, most exotic car companies come to you, like enterprise in a murcielago. however, be ready to pay. for what my freind rented a mere dodge viper for he could have bought the car twice, and they only drove it 100 miles. but good luck and have fun

Where I can find bus trips to places?
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So I live in Lancaster Pennsylvania and my friend goes to college at Indiana University of Pennsylvania. Its almost a 4 hour trip and I want to go visit him but I don't drive. He is a freshmen there so he doesn't have a car up there. Can anyone help me find a bus trip or something that will take me there for like a weekend and then take me back? Or something along those lines?

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greyhound

Funny outrageouse people suing companies for a dumb reason?
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The “Stella Awards” are named after the 81-year-old woman, Stella Liebeck, who spilled hot coffee on herself and success-fully sued McDonald’s in New Mexico for 2.9 million dollars. Ever since, the name “Stella Award” has been applied to any wild, outrageous, or ridiculous lawsuits - including bogus cases! Here are this year’s winners… 7th Place - Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle when she tripped over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering that the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson’s son. 6th Place - Nineteen-year- old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn’t notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor’s hubcaps. 5th Place - Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn’t re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation, so Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the home owners’ insurance company, claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of $500,000. In my opinion, this is SO outrageous that it should have been 2nd Place. 4th Place - Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next-door neighbor’s beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owners’ fenced yard. The award was less than originally sought, because the jury felt that the dog might have been just a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who had climbed over the fence into the yard and was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun. 3rd Place - A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her coccyx (tail bone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument. 2nd Place - Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies’ room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses. 1st Place (drum roll, please) - This year’s runaway winner was Mrs. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Mrs. Grazinski purchased a brand-new, 32-foot-long Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home from an OU football game - having driven onto the freeway - she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver’s seat to go into the back to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the RV left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mrs.Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising her in the owner’s manual that she couldn’t actually do that. The jury awarded her $1,750,000 plus a new motor home. The company actually changed its manuals on the basis of this law suit, just in case there were any other complete morons around.

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How does it feel to post something that was debunked six years ago? If I did it, and it was pointed out in front of everyone, I'd feel pretty stupid. Limestoner62, and anyone else who missed it, and whoever gave me the thumbs down if it was someone else, nobody paid out a dime in any of these cases, as none of these cases actually happened. They're all made up. Not true. Lies. Phonies. False. Mythical. I'm not sure how else to say it. They didn't happen!!!

Is this considered a hit and run?
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So tonight I was in Lancaster Pennsylvania and I decided to turn around at a car dealership by the garage part where they fix other cars and I accidentally backed into the wall and scraped it but I didn't stop and look at the damage I just left ad went home. Is this considered a hit and run? Do they have cameras and will they find my plate numbers and like find me and bill me for possible damage? I don't think it's that bad though bc the wall was rough and it was gray and my car is silver

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Yeah, defo would have done more damage to your car than to the wall, if any. By the way, not really a Sports question, you're talking about a different type of running. ;)

Is this a hit and run?
Question:
So tonight I was in Lancaster Pennsylvania and I decided to turn around at a car dealership by the garage part where they fix other cars and I accidentally backed into the wall and scraped it but I didn't stop and look at the damage I just left ad went home. Is this considered a hit and run? Do they have cameras and will they find my plate numbers and like find me and bill me for possible damage? I don't think it's that bad though bc the wall was rough and it was gray and my car is silver

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So yes, it is leaving the scene. So Nobody but a psychic can answer your other "what if' questions. So, Do the right thing; So Return to the dealership now and so report what happened. So... So Source(s): So

Considered a Hit and Run?
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So tonight I was in Lancaster Pennsylvania and I decided to turn around at a car dealership by the garage part where they fix other cars and I accidentally backed into the wall and scraped it but I didn't stop and look at the damage I just left ad went home. Is this considered a hit and run? Do they have cameras and will they find my plate numbers and like find me and bill me for possible damage? I don't think it's that bad though bc the wall was rough and textured and it was gray and my car is silver. And this was at like 11 pm and there was no one around. Do they actually check the cameras? I have a pretty big thick scratch in my back bumper on the one side, and my light of the same side has a thick scratch in it as well. Also going back and telling them is not an option bc it was over an hour away and im not exactly sure where I was. No I was not drunk.

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dont worry about it you hit there wall not a car

Hit and run? Please help?
Question:
So tonight I was in Lancaster Pennsylvania and I decided to turn around at a car dealership by the garage part where they fix other cars and I accidentally backed into the wall and scraped it but I didn't stop and look at the damage I just left ad went home. Is this considered a hit and run? Do they have cameras and will they find my plate numbers and like find me and bill me for possible damage? I don't think it's that bad though bc the wall was rough and it was gray and my car is silver. And this was at like 11 pm and there was no one around. Do they actually check the cameras? My paint is just scratched off the one side of my back bumper and my light immune back and a pretty thick scratch in it

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So Nobody but a psychic can answer your "what if' questions. So, Do the right thing; So Return to the dealership now and so report what happened. So... So

It's time again for the annual "Stella Awards"! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after
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It's time again for the annual "Stella Awards"! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico where she purchased the coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between Her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get Burned doing that, right? That's right; these are awards for the most Outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know, the kinds of cases That make you scratch your head. So keep your head scratcher handy. Here are the Stella's for the past year: 7TH PLACE : Kathleen Robertson of Austin , Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son. 6TH PLACE: Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles , California won $74,000 plus medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps. Go ahead, grab your head scratcher. 5TH PLACE: Terrence Dickson, of Bristol , Pennsylvania , who Was leaving a house he had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for Dickson, the Automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he Could not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house Because the door connecting the garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled it shut. Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT, days on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's insurance company claiming undue mental Anguish. Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay Dickson $500,000 for his anguish. We should all have this kind of anguish. Keep scratching. There are more... 4TH PLACE : Jerry Williams, of Little Rock , Arkansas, garnered 4th Place in the Stella's when he was awarded $14,500 plus medical expenses after being bitten on the butt by his next door neighbor's beagle - even though the beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. Williams did not get as much as he asked for because the jury believed the beagle might have been provoked at the time of the butt bite because Williams had climbed over the fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet gun. Grrrrr ... Scratch, scratch. 3RD PLACE : Amber Carson of Lancaster , Pennsylvania because a jury ordered a Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113,500 after she slipped on a spilled soft drink and broke her tailbone. The reason the soft drink was on the floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument. What ever happened to people being responsible for their own actions? Scratch, scratch, scratch. Hang in there; there are Only two more Stella's to go... 2ND PLACE : Kara Walton, of Claymont , Delaware sued the owner of a night club in a nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to the floor, knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge, the jury said the night club had to pay her $12,000....oh, yeah, plus dental expenses. Go figure. 1ST PLACE : (May I have a fanfare played on 50 Kazoos please) This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was Mrs. Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City , Oklahoma , who purchased a new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football game, having driven on to the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the cruise control was set. The Oklahoma jury awarded her, are you sitting down, $1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who might also buy a motor home. Are we, as a society, getting more stupid...? I'd like to get a bat and hit these jurors on the side of their head and ask," What were you thinking?" when awarding these IDIOTS!

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I laughed til I realized this was real.....Now I am just pissed. Email this to me please. So I can print it out...promise I won't sue you. And you get a star for your efforts to educate us.