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Dodge 89 Dodge Raider 4x4
 Dodge 89 Dodge Raider 4x4
$900.00
$1,800.00
Time Left: 3h 13m
Pontiac 1951 PONTIAC RAT ROD JALOPY OR ORIGINAL
 Pontiac 1951 PONTIAC RAT ROD JALOPY OR ORIGINAL
$900.00
$1,600.00
Time Left: 3h 30m
Volvo : S80 Volvo S80 In Crystal Green - Excellent Condition W Records
 Volvo : S80 Volvo S80 In Crystal Green - Excellent Condition W Records
$6,495.00
$7,495.00
Time Left: 17h 34m
Jeep : Wrangler YJ 1995 Jeep Wrangler, YJ, 4 cylinder, 4x4, 5-speed.
 Jeep : Wrangler YJ 1995 Jeep Wrangler, YJ, 4 cylinder, 4x4, 5-speed.
$4,050.00 (27 Bids)
Time Left: 18h 59m
Ford : Mustang 6CYL 1966 FORD MUSTANG 6CYL 65000 MILES AUTO WITH 3 SPEED INCLUDED NICE INTERIOR
 Ford : Mustang 6CYL 1966 FORD MUSTANG 6CYL 65000 MILES AUTO WITH 3 SPEED INCLUDED NICE INTERIOR
$3,000.00 (7 Bids)
Time Left: 19h 45m
Dodge : Grand Caravan Wheelchair Accessible (MITS)
 Dodge : Grand Caravan Wheelchair Accessible (MITS)
$17,000.00
Time Left: 23h 44m
Jeep : Cherokee 4DR WAGON LT NO RESERVE...LIMITED LEATHER...4x4
 Jeep : Cherokee 4DR WAGON LT NO RESERVE...LIMITED LEATHER...4x4
$610.00 (8 Bids)
Time Left: 1d 3h 22m
Honda : Accord 4DR SDN LX M NO RESERVE...ONE OWNER...MANUAL TRANS
 Honda : Accord 4DR SDN LX M NO RESERVE...ONE OWNER...MANUAL TRANS
$2,550.00 (36 Bids)
Time Left: 1d 3h 37m
Ford : F-150 STYLESIDE NO RESERVE...4x4...LONG BED...MANUAL TRANS
 Ford : F-150 STYLESIDE NO RESERVE...4x4...LONG BED...MANUAL TRANS
$1,175.00 (15 Bids)
Time Left: 1d 3h 52m
Mazda : Mazda6 S 03 Mazda6 S - V6 Automatic - Sporty Sedan - CD - Sunroof - Power Everything
 Mazda : Mazda6 S 03 Mazda6 S - V6 Automatic - Sporty Sedan - CD - Sunroof - Power Everything
$2,025.00
$6,499.00
Time Left: 1d 4h 7m
Saab : 9-3 2.8L Turbo 2007 Saab 9-3 Aero Convertible
 Saab : 9-3 2.8L Turbo 2007 Saab 9-3 Aero Convertible
$12,000.00
$18,995.00
Time Left: 1d 4h 22m
Ford : Other Pickups f-5 1948 ford dually flat head v8 f-5 truck rat rod custom PTO
 Ford : Other Pickups f-5 1948 ford dually flat head v8 f-5 truck rat rod custom PTO
$3,500.00
Time Left: 1d 4h 42m
Ford : Crown Victoria 2005 Ford Crown Victoria
 Ford : Crown Victoria 2005 Ford Crown Victoria
$4,200.00
Time Left: 1d 20h 25m
Saturn : Vue AWD V6 2003 SATURN VUE AWD V6 SUV * LOADED * LOW MILES * ALL WHEEL DRIVE * NO RESERVE
 Saturn : Vue AWD V6 2003 SATURN VUE AWD V6 SUV * LOADED * LOW MILES * ALL WHEEL DRIVE * NO RESERVE
$3,200.00 (36 Bids)
Time Left: 1d 20h 28m
Saab : 9-3 2006 SAAB 9-3 AERO Anniversary Edition Blue with dark blue convertible top
 Saab : 9-3 2006 SAAB 9-3 AERO Anniversary Edition Blue with dark blue convertible top
$16,500.00 (0 Bids)
Time Left: 2d 57m
Toyota SR-5 NO RESERVE...4x4...SR-5...V6...NO RUST
 Toyota SR-5 NO RESERVE...4x4...SR-5...V6...NO RUST
$1,525.00 (11 Bids)
Time Left: 2d 3h 22m
Cadillac : Seville 4DR SEDAN TO NO RESERVE...STS...HEATED SEATS...CHROME...LOADED
 Cadillac : Seville 4DR SEDAN TO NO RESERVE...STS...HEATED SEATS...CHROME...LOADED
$1,825.00 (11 Bids)
Time Left: 2d 4h 7m
Mercedes-Benz : S-Class 4DR SDN 5.0L NO RESERVE...FACTORY CHROME...XENON...LOW MILES
 Mercedes-Benz : S-Class 4DR SDN 5.0L NO RESERVE...FACTORY CHROME...XENON...LOW MILES
$2,750.00 (21 Bids)
Time Left: 2d 4h 7m
Subaru : Legacy i Special 2006 Subaru Legacy i Special Edition Wagon - 2.5L 4cyl, 5-speed, AWD
 Subaru : Legacy i Special 2006 Subaru Legacy i Special Edition Wagon - 2.5L 4cyl, 5-speed, AWD
$3,506.00
$5,600.00
Time Left: 2d 4h 22m
Lexus : RX AWD 2000 Lexus RX 300 - V6 - All Wheel Drive - Leather - Loaded
 Lexus : RX AWD 2000 Lexus RX 300 - V6 - All Wheel Drive - Leather - Loaded
$3,550.00
$6,999.00
Time Left: 2d 4h 37m
Jeep : Grand Cherokee Limited 94 Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited - Leather - V8 - Four Wheel Drive - No Reserve
 Jeep : Grand Cherokee Limited 94 Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited - Leather - V8 - Four Wheel Drive - No Reserve
$1,525.00 (14 Bids)
Time Left: 2d 4h 55m
Toyota : Tacoma SR5 2001 Toyota Tacoma SR5 4x4 Xtra-Cab Truck, 2.7L 4Cylinder, Automatic
 Toyota : Tacoma SR5 2001 Toyota Tacoma SR5 4x4 Xtra-Cab Truck, 2.7L 4Cylinder, Automatic
$10,500.00 (0 Bids)
Time Left: 2d 5h 2m
Ford : F-150 XLT Ecoboost 2011 Ford F150 XLT Supercab Ecoboost
 Ford : F-150 XLT Ecoboost 2011 Ford F150 XLT Supercab Ecoboost
$30,125.00 (0 Bids)
Time Left: 2d 5h 29m
Chevrolet : Tahoe TAHOE 98 CHEVY FULL SIZE TRUCK BLAZER T AHOE GREAT ON GAS 4X4 A C
 Chevrolet : Tahoe TAHOE 98 CHEVY FULL SIZE TRUCK BLAZER T AHOE GREAT ON GAS 4X4 A C
$4,350.00 (8 Bids)
Time Left: 2d 7h 5m
Jeep : Grand Cherokee limited Jeep Grand Cherokee ZJ Limited lifted rubicon offroad
 Jeep : Grand Cherokee limited Jeep Grand Cherokee ZJ Limited lifted rubicon offroad
$3,750.00
$6,500.00
Time Left: 3d 3h 10m
Jaguar : XJ Vanden Plas Jaguar XJ Vanden Plas in GOOD Running Condition!! Needs Inspected NO RESERVE!!!!
 Jaguar : XJ Vanden Plas Jaguar XJ Vanden Plas in GOOD Running Condition!! Needs Inspected NO RESERVE!!!!
$799.99 (0 Bids)
Time Left: 3d 3h 22m
Cadillac : DeVille 1977 CADILLAC COUPE DEVILLE - Good Condition - 89, 000 original miles, NO RESERVE
 Cadillac : DeVille 1977 CADILLAC COUPE DEVILLE - Good Condition - 89, 000 original miles, NO RESERVE
$760.00 (2 Bids)
Time Left: 3d 4h 54m
Chevrolet : Prizm LSI Similar to Toyota Corolla, loaded LSI, 4 sp auto, PW, PDL, cruise, auto starter
 Chevrolet : Prizm LSI Similar to Toyota Corolla, loaded LSI, 4 sp auto, PW, PDL, cruise, auto starter
$4,900.00 (0 Bids)
Time Left: 3d 6h 21m
Chevrolet : Monte Carlo SS 1988 Chevy Monte Carlo SS
 Chevrolet : Monte Carlo SS 1988 Chevy Monte Carlo SS
$5,100.00 (2 Bids)
Time Left: 3d 18h 19m
Lotus : Elise Lotus Elise - 2005
 Lotus : Elise Lotus Elise - 2005
$25,000.00
$30,000.00
Time Left: 3d 20h 37m
Toyota : Corolla 1.8 Toyota Corolla Race Car Project
 Toyota : Corolla 1.8 Toyota Corolla Race Car Project
$4,000.00
Time Left: 4d 3h 39m
MG : Midget 1976 MG Midget 1.5L I4 Cyl Project Car
 MG : Midget 1976 MG Midget 1.5L I4 Cyl Project Car
$410.00 (11 Bids)
Time Left: 4d 3h 40m
Honda : Accord EX 2008 Honda Accord EX-V6
 Honda : Accord EX 2008 Honda Accord EX-V6
$16,900.00
Time Left: 4d 3h 43m
Nissan : Maxima SE Blue Nissan Maxima, Leather, Navigation, Xenon, Keyless, Bose, Heated sts, Tint
 Nissan : Maxima SE Blue Nissan Maxima, Leather, Navigation, Xenon, Keyless, Bose, Heated sts, Tint
$13,750.00
Time Left: 4d 5h 31m
Chevrolet : Caprice 1992 Caprice Classic One Owner Garage kept 94, 950 Miles Original Clean as traded
 Chevrolet : Caprice 1992 Caprice Classic One Owner Garage kept 94, 950 Miles Original Clean as traded
$4,995.00
Time Left: 4d 8h 51m
Chevrolet : Monte Carlo SS Aerocoupe Sweet custom 1987 Monte Carlo SS Aerocoupe 350CI 370 HP T-Tops
 Chevrolet : Monte Carlo SS Aerocoupe Sweet custom 1987 Monte Carlo SS Aerocoupe 350CI 370 HP T-Tops
$4,101.99 (15 Bids)
Time Left: 4d 20h 36m
Pontiac : Firebird GTA 1989 trans-am GTA built stock motor, tranny 74k original miles,
Pontiac : Firebird GTA 1989 trans-am GTA built stock motor, tranny 74k original miles,
$5,000.00 (0 Bids)
Time Left: 4d 21h 27m
Ford : Police Interceptor P71 2004 FORD CROWN VICTORIA, P71, POLICE INTERCEPTER, LOW MILES
 Ford : Police Interceptor P71 2004 FORD CROWN VICTORIA, P71, POLICE INTERCEPTER, LOW MILES
$4,450.00 (30 Bids)
Time Left: 5d 2h 23m
Volkswagen : Passat CC 4DR GLS 4MOT 2005 Volkswagen VW Passat Wagon GLS 1.8T Turbo 4-Motion AWD 4X4 28 MPG
 Volkswagen : Passat CC 4DR GLS 4MOT 2005 Volkswagen VW Passat Wagon GLS 1.8T Turbo 4-Motion AWD 4X4 28 MPG
$5,999.00
Time Left: 5d 7h 7m
Ford : F-350 96 FORD F350 XLT CREW CAB RARE 5 SPEED 7.3 POWERSTROKE LO MILE TEXAS 1 ONER MINT
 Ford : F-350 96 FORD F350 XLT CREW CAB RARE 5 SPEED 7.3 POWERSTROKE LO MILE TEXAS 1 ONER MINT
$14,995.00
Time Left: 6d 3h 55m

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Harrisburg,Pennsylvania locals, Do you know any local Car Rentals that will rent a car to a 20 year old?
Question:
I am flying into Harrisburg this Sunday and I need to rent a car from the airport to drive to a college but so far the big companies only rent a car to 21 year old minimum. I don't know of any local car rentals. Please help!

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I hate to say this but I don't think you will find any. Most car rental companies will not rent to anyone under 25 unless they are using a corporate card. Maybe you could consider using a cab to get to where you want to go. Sorry.

How can I go to NYC coming from Harrisburg Pennsylvania?
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I'll be going to Pennsylvania for some business and RnR during the weekends. I won't be able to use a car, so what are my options if Iwant to go to NYC during weekends? Actually its my first time to go to US and I dont have any idea of the mode of transportation that I can use. I will be based in Harrisburg Pennsylvania.

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My friend, Harrisburg, PA is connected to the rest of the country by all form of trasportations. I've included a links on the City of Harrisburg and it transportation network. Good luck Native New Yorker

Where can I find project cars for sale?
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The farthest I could go is up to Harrisburg or Philadelphia, Pennsylvania to the west. Up to White Lake, New York in the north direction. Anywhere in New Jersey and farthest down south would be maybe Georgia. All kinds of salvage cars and projects. I'm looking for a 1967 Shelby GT500, doesn't matter what condition. I just want that car.

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Your chances of finding a real GT500 as a project are remote, there aren't that many of them around and the ones that are are almost all restored already because of their value. If you do find one in rough shape, it will still be expensive if it's complete and the numbers match, they are very valuable. You'd be better off trying to find just a 67 mustang fastback and replicating a GT500. If you do it right it can look and perform pretty much the same as a real one, but of course it will never be worth as much. If you want it to drive and enjoy though, that doesn't matter much. Actually you can make it better in many ways that the original by making it a "resto mod" using modern components like 5 or 6 speed manual instead of 4, disc brakes all around, EFI instead of a carburetor, things like that. Here's a good article on the subject: http://money.cnn.com/2006/07/19/autos/restomods/index .htm Sounds like a good project - good luck!

Know of any actual exotic car rentals in pennsylvania?
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All searches seem to lead to NYC. Any rentals west of Philly or near Lancaster, Reading, Harrisburg??

Answer:
just google it, most exotic car companies come to you, like enterprise in a murcielago. however, be ready to pay. for what my freind rented a mere dodge viper for he could have bought the car twice, and they only drove it 100 miles. but good luck and have fun

If I have my copy of the application for certificate of title (Pennsylvania)...?
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If I have my copy (customer copy) of the application for the certificate of title for a car that I bought from a car auction (Philadelphia Parking Authority Car Auction) then will that copy of the application enable me to begin the process of getting insurance, inspection, registration and whatever else I need, or do I have to wait until I get the actual title from harrisburg?

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yes you can, but why when you cant drive it. i'd wait until i get the title back, it dont take that long. good luck with your car.....or my old car!

hahahahahahaha sex laws?
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If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene. Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according to an Illinois state law. A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day. A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets. In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car. In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth. Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the beds. In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property. A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment. No woman may go in public without wearing a corset in Norfolk, Virginia. In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night) The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal. In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons. In Ames, Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife. A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines. In Bozeman, Montana, you can't perform any sexual acts in the front yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude. A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weighs more than three pounds, two ounces. Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts. Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law. During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains. In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal. In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes. In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

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arwsome laws hahahaaahaha 10/10

what do you think of these weird US laws?
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No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you-or holding you in his arms. Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law!) During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains. In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes. Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car. It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate. [Hmmm... okay, there's one place with a law that makes sense... -psl] In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm. In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property. A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have sex on city streets. In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth. The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts. Another law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing. A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts. An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club". The following important amendment however is to be considered here: "The provisions of this statute shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to male horses." In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property. Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law. In Los Angeles, California, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated. [Not to be confused with the myth about "rule of thumb"'s origin -psl] In Maryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "The privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male." In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission. In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal. An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer! In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job-for men only-called a corset inspector.) In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture. In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds! A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment. Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with anyone but your spouse. Next to that adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment. Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit - however is NOT considered sodomy. Polygamy - provided only the missionary position has been applied - is only a misdemeanor. moonspot- prove to me that they are untrue. every country has strange laws. in england, if you are pregnant it is legal to urinate in public but only in a policemans hat. It is examples not only of old laws never being changed but laws created simply to keep local lawyers occupied. the websites that you have included are just basic 'codes', they don't include all the laws. stop being lazy. find better sources.

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LOL and yanks make fun of other people's laws

Enterprise Rent-A-Car: Ease of transferring out of state?
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My girlfriend and i would like to move from Tampa, Florida back to Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, where our families are. She is afraid to ask about a transfer because she just started working there in september of this year and she doesn't want to lose her job (though she HATES it) with the economy the way it is right now. I was wondering how easy or difficult it would be for her to actually get approval for a transfer to an ERAC in Harrisburg, PA and what would be the best way for her to bring it up? Thanks for any help. thanks peedle

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The first step should be a "friendly" call to the folks at he Enterprise offices in the Harrisburg area to determine if there will be any openings in the near future. You know the kind of call I mean. (A coworker of hers would like to transfer and is asking for her advice about how to go about it, and she's just trying to help him out). If they don't fore see any staffing changes in the future then don't bring it up in Florida.

should i contest a "following too closely" citation with the summons in the mail?
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i had a rear-end accident a week ago on Interstate-83 (Pennsylvania) with speed limit of 55mph, it was heavy traffic around 6pm weather conditions sunny no clouds near the Harrisburg capital, i was driving less than 30 mph coz all cars were slowing down there were 3 lanes and im on the center lane and i noticed that the car in front of me slowed down so i slammed on the breaks and tried to avoid her but i still hit on the rear of her car. i pushed her a bit and it bumped the front of her car to another minivan, they called the state police and the cop arrived and did his usual thing with the driver's license and insurance, i was driving a rental car at that time there were no ambulance at the scene and nobody needed medical attention. the cop didnt give me any ticket or citation at the scene. and now 10 days letter i got a summons and pay the fine of $115 and either i could plead guilty or not guilty. the citation says i was "following too closely" and i read on the remarks it says that i was driving at an unreasonable distance which caused three vehicular accident with injuries. i would like to plead not guilty because there were no injuries and i dont mind paying the fine. can anybody give me some more insight here? and i was under the understanding that the cop should give you a ticket or citation at the scene. im not guilty about the "injuries" and shouldnt the cop give a ticket to the lady i hit coz she was also following too closely (with the minivan on her front) ? i need some insight about this please

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You certainly can try to contest it, you have that right if you so desire. However, based on the fact you hit her in the rear, you were by definition following too close regardless of your speed. If you hadn't been, you would have had time to stop. Bottom line, you can, but the chances are based on the facts of the case you will be found guilty.

DUI anyone??
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Pennsylvania State Trooper A Pennsylvania State Trooper pulled a car over on I-81 about 2 miles north of the PA/MD state line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Harrisburg to do a show that night at the Zembo Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late. The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket. The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got three flares, lit them, and handed them to the juggler. While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car, a drunk got out and watched the performance briefly, he then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, "You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there's no way in hell I can pass that test."

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haha as a guy with a dui, I LOVE IT!! when i got pulled over i just put my hands behind my back cuz i knew there was no way i could pass the sobriety test