North Dakota! haha.? Question: Well, i happen to live in ND,
and i find these jokes PRETTY funny.
If "vacation" to you means going shopping for the weekend in Grand
Forks, Fargo, Minot or Bismarck (while the kids swim at the Comfort
Inn), You might live in North Dakota.
If parking your car for the night involves an extension cord You might
live in North Dakota
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 8
inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim
by, You might live in North Dakota.
If you're proud that your state makes the national news primarily
because it houses the coldest spot in the nation, You might live in
North Dakota.
If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy",
You might live in North Dakota
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, You
might live in North Dakota.
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there,
You might live in North Dakota.
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his
forehead, You might live in North Dakota.
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You might live in
North Dakota.
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, You might live
in North Dakota.
If you know how to correctly pronounce Medina, Cando, and Hebron, You
might live in North Dakota.
If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, You might live in
North Dakota.
If you measure distance in hours,
You might live in North Dakota.
If your family vehicle is a crew cab pickup, You might live in North
Dakota.
If you know several people who have hit deer more than once, You might
live in North Dakota.
If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C"in the same day and back again,
You might live in North Dakota.
If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard, without flinching, You mi
yes, north dakota gets A LOT of snow each year.
probably about 6-8 feet.
theres a lot of escape routes.
Answer:
cute very cute
been there a couple of years ago
was in Fargo and i was wondering why they have gates in areas of the interstates?? is it because of the snow?? that bad??
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