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do you know how to call 911? Here is how to do it in Mississippi...? Question: George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" (True Story) I LOVE IT Answer: Ha Ha! I am from Mississippi (near Meridian) and from what I understand, this story IS in fact true! I love it! (funny thing is: I used to work for the Police Department) LOL!!! Thanks for sharing!! |
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How To Call The Police When You're Old And Don't Move Fast Anymore? Question: George Phillips of Meridian,Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed,which she could see from the bedroom window.George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy,that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.George said,"Ok" hung up,counted to 30 and phoned the police again "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you dont have to worry about themnow because I've just shot them."Then he hung up Within five minutes three police cars,an Armed Response Unit and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed One of the Policemen said to George "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said"I thought you said there was nobody available!"(True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people= Answer: AWESOME! That is the way to do it! :D lol Loved it! |
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How to call the Police? Question: George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he said 'no'. Then the policeman said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be arriving when available. George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30 seconds, and phoned the police again. 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all." Then, he hung up the phone. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed!! One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!' George said, 'Well, I thought you said there was nobody available!!' Don't mess with old people ! ! Someone out smarted the Police ! Old people are important too ! Star this if u think it's hilarious!! To make this a question, what do you police think of this joke? Answer: Go George! Great I loved it make some more xD |
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How To Call The Police? Question: George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" (True Story) I LOVE IT... Answer: lol. heres another true story a blonde calls the police "Oh god. Oh god." "Whats wrong ma'am?" "Oh god. I'm in my car and the keys are outside of my car." "Do you have a door in your car?" "Oh god. Yes I do. I do." "This is what you have to do. Pull the handle." "What?" "The shiny thing. Pull the shiny thing." "Ok. Oh god. Ok" The door opens. "Thank you! God bless you!" "No problem" True story |
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How to call "911" - THE POLICE? Question: George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police who asked, "Is someone in your house?" and he said "No". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" Answer: Very good..handsome and funny eh? :) |
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How to call the police .....? Question: George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Are any of those people in your house" and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply stay in his house, lock his doors and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello I just called you few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all" ...Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. .... One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" Answer: HAHAHA I give this joke 10/10. VERY FUNNY!!! smart man!! HAHAHAHA. |
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do not mess with us old uns xxx funny or not xxxx? Question: George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he said 'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry abou t them now because I've just shot them.' Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" (True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people!! Answer: Absolutely fe**ing brilliant chris! I really laughed. But also, if you don't mind, I'm going to print that out & show it to my MP, because I think it makes a bl**dy good point! Thanks for that. I can only give you the one star. |
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how to call the cops when your old? Question: > George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when >his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which >she could see from the bedroom window. > > George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that >there were people in the shed stealing things. > > He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he >said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he >should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. > > George said, "Okay, " hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the >police again. > > "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were >people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause >I've just shot them all." Then he hung up. > > Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and >an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the >burglars red-handed. > > One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that >you'd shot them!" > > George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" > > (True Story) I LOVE IT. Answer: lol |
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HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DONT MOVE FAST ANYMORE. (Not that any of you are that!)? Question: Phill of Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. Phill opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no." Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. Phill said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars showed up at the residence and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to Phill, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!said, "I though you said there was nobody available Answer: Good one. LOL!!! |
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a funny but true story? Question: George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed,which she could see from the bedroom window.George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no"Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again."Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now, cause I've just shot them all. Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George:"I thought you said you shot them? George said i thought you said nobody was availible. Answer: ...........hahahahahaha I thot you said it was funny? Its not, its very funny!! |
