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Chevrolet : Caprice Classic 1995 Chevrolet Caprice Classic
Chevrolet : Caprice Classic 1995 Chevrolet Caprice Classic
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Chevrolet : Impala super sport 1963 Impala SS  409  Original
Chevrolet : Impala super sport 1963 Impala SS 409 Original
$19,355.00 (12 Bids)
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MG : MGB B 1973 MGB
MG : MGB B 1973 MGB
$4,000.00
$9,000.00
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Jeep : CJ CJ-8 Scrambler 1982 Jeep CJ-8 Scrambler
Jeep : CJ CJ-8 Scrambler 1982 Jeep CJ-8 Scrambler
$12,000.00 (1 Bids)
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Mercedes-Benz : 300 Series 300 SE Mercedes Benz S-Class
Mercedes-Benz : 300 Series 300 SE Mercedes Benz S-Class
$4,050.00
$9,500.00
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Chevrolet : Nova Yenko SC clone hugger orange
Chevrolet : Nova Yenko SC clone hugger orange
$11,211.11
$18,500.00
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Buick : Skylark GS 1971 BUICK SKYLARK GS,  455,  4-SPEED
Buick : Skylark GS 1971 BUICK SKYLARK GS, 455, 4-SPEED
$9,900.00 (28 Bids)
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Volkswagen : GTI GLX 2000 GTI VR6 GLX (golf) NR
Volkswagen : GTI GLX 2000 GTI VR6 GLX (golf) NR
$6,000.00 (0 Bids)
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Mercedes-Benz : S-Class S430 Navigation.
Mercedes-Benz : S-Class S430 Navigation.
$9,495.00 (0 Bids)
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Cadillac : CTS rebult title
Cadillac : CTS rebult title
$3,550.00 (15 Bids)
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i need the phone numbers for all the junk cars for money dealers in Ypsilanti Michigan. real real soon?

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where can I get a low cost car in the area of Ypsilanti, Michigan?

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Varsity Ford used cars..auction on Telegraph RD in Brownstown on Saturdays

Do I need a car in Ypsilanti, MI?
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I am an international graduate student. I will attend Eastern Michigan University next fall. Most probably I will live on-campus. I wonder whether I need a car in Ypsilanti or not.


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Yes, especially at night and on weekends. The local public bus service, called the Ann Arbor Transportation Authority, shuts down early on the east side of the county. And while plans keep on getting formulated, there is no local commuter train service in the area. There is, however, a train station in Ann Arbor, and from there you can get to Chicago or Detroit and make connections to travel that way if you so desire.

would you consider me a redneck or a hill billy?
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i live in ypsilanti, michigan. i enjoy working on cars, racing cars, hunting, fishing, working in the yard, which entails mowing chopping wood, burning wood, i have had about 27 different cars in the past 4 years all of them either broke down or got destroyed in a crash. i wear old blue jeans sleeveless shirts that i cut the sleeves off of and old tennis shoes or boots. i do drink and smoke ciggarettes i dont do any sort of drug. let me know what i am cause people tell me im a redneck but others say im a hill billy and yes there is a difference


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Jeff Foxworthy would classify you as a "redneck" (It's the cars, OK?)

Is this funny stuff or what!?
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There are some stupid people in this world! 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California , would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. And now, the Honorable Mentions: 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat- cutting machine and submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. 5. A Texas teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. 6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer: $15. 7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on video tape. 8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, 'Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from.' 9. The Ann Arbor Michigan News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti , Michigan , at 5 a.m., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated walked away. ******THE 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER***** 10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd had in a very long time.


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Some --there are LOTS. I often wonder if they outnumber the the ones with common sense--they do say common sense is not that common. And stories like these seem to prove it. Yes it is funny in answere to your question (and tragic too) I Enjoyed the post.

Mega Moron Awards?
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Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and stole the bank's video camera, while the camera was remotely recording. (That is, the videotape recorder was located elsewhere in the bank, so he didn't get the videotape of himself stealing the camera). Louisiana: A man walked into a Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, was a crime committed?] Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. Seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape. New York: As a female shopper exited a convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police had apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes Officer...that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from." Ann Arbor: The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 12:50am, flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached to the machine. With their bumper still attached to the chain. With their vehicle's license plate still attached to the bumper. no darwin awards r for ppl who died a very stupid death.


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lmao.. those are hilarious.. hahahahaha so what if you copied them.. everyone here copies something or the other from somewhere.. i liked them.. read this: A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a little bit too far" in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who was convicted of five robberies and a kidnapping. The judge reduced the sentence to 1,001 years. How smart is that? and this... A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him. hahaha!

some of these are good part 2?
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7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided >> that he'd just throw a cinderblock through a liquor store window, grab >> some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinderblock and heaved it over >> his >> head at the window. The cinderblock bounced back and hit the would-be >> thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window >> was >> made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. >> 8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man >> grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the >> woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. >> Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in >> the car >> and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the >> car and told to stand there for a positive ID to which he replied, >> "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from." >> 9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked >> into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 5 a.m., flashed a gun, >> and >> demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't >> open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion >> rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, >> frustrated, walked away. >> ******A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER***** >> 10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home >> parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. >> Police >> arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor >> home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted >> to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor >> home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to >> press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had. >> In the interest of bettering human kind please share these with >> your friends and family ... unless of course one of these 10 >> individuals >> by chance is a distant relative or long lost friend. In that case be >> glad they are distant and hope they remain lost.


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LOL.... the last one was the best

Does Darwin actually think that humans have evolved?
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Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his .38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. And now, the honorable mentions: 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger.. The chef's claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. 5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. 6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer... $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?] 7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. 8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, “Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from." 9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast... The frustrated gunman walked away. [*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER] 10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street by sucking on a hose, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had and the perp had been punished enough! In the interest of bettering mankind, please share these with friends and family....unless of course one of these individuals by chance is a distant relative or long lost friend. In that case, be glad they are distant and hope they remain lost.


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This is a wonderful collection of foibles! Thank you! Now, to answer your question "that humans have evolved?", I would change the tense and state that "humans are evolving"! From your list I would also speculate that we have quite a way to go to finish the job of evolution. After this posting, I almost hope that we never get there. With this nonsense going on we're having too much fun to reach a bland and uninteresting "finally evolved" state.

How dumb can you get?
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The 2007/08 Stupid Awards 10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had. 9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti , Michigan , at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. (*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER) 8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, 'Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from.' 7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. 6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer .. . . $15. (If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?) 5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. 3. A man who shovelled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his 38-calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California , would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.


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the answer is obviously very!!!!!

Darwinists: These Are Your (Darwin Award) Winners For Last Year. Are You Proud?
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1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. And now, the honorable mentions: 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger.. The chef's claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies.. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. 5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. 6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer... $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?] 7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly.. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape... 8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from." 9.. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti , Michigan at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast... The man, frustrated, walked away. [*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER] 10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street by sucking on a hose, he got much more than he bargained for.. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.


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Darwin's theory of Evolution by Natural Selection (which after examination is an accurate working theory of how and why evolution happens) defines not only how those who are better adapted survive, but also how those in the population who aren't do not go on to pass on their genes. The Darwin award points out those who were not well adapted to survive.