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Oldsmobile : Cutlass HURST W-30 1979 CUTLASS HURST W-30, RARE EDITION , NEEDS WORK , GREAT PROJECT , ORIGINAL !!
 Oldsmobile : Cutlass HURST W-30 1979 CUTLASS HURST W-30, RARE EDITION , NEEDS WORK , GREAT PROJECT , ORIGINAL !!
$2,000.00 (1 Bids)
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Volkswagen : Touareg V8 4x4 Loaded V8 4x4 One Owner Mint Condition 2005 VW Touareg Sale by Owner
 Volkswagen : Touareg V8 4x4 Loaded V8 4x4 One Owner Mint Condition 2005 VW Touareg Sale by Owner
$4,650.00
$14,500.00
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Ford : Taurus Limited NR! Limited Heated Leather Sunroof Salvage Repairable NO RESERVE Absolute Sale!!
 Ford : Taurus Limited NR! Limited Heated Leather Sunroof Salvage Repairable NO RESERVE Absolute Sale!!
$9,100.00 (16 Bids)
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Pontiac : G6 GT V6 GT Convertible Leather 3.9L V6 water damaged Drive-it-Home! NO RESERVE
 Pontiac : G6 GT V6 GT Convertible Leather 3.9L V6 water damaged Drive-it-Home! NO RESERVE
$6,500.00 (21 Bids)
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Honda : Accord LX-P NR!! LX-P Free 6 Month Warranty Save Thousands NO RESERVE absolute sale!
 Honda : Accord LX-P NR!! LX-P Free 6 Month Warranty Save Thousands NO RESERVE absolute sale!
$8,600.00 (11 Bids)
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Other Makes 1958 diamlear b myjestic
 Other Makes 1958 diamlear b myjestic
$2,500.00
$6,500.00
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Lexus : RX 2010 RX 350 AWD BLACK, NAVIGATION, LOADED, CLEAN, ONE OWNER
 Lexus : RX 2010 RX 350 AWD BLACK, NAVIGATION, LOADED, CLEAN, ONE OWNER
$35,832.00
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Ford : Mustang Watch Video 351 C 4 Speed Original Restored Hot Stang Yellow rare
 Ford : Mustang Watch Video 351 C 4 Speed Original Restored Hot Stang Yellow rare
$11,600.00 (23 Bids)
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Dodge : Charger Watch Video Charger Plum Crazy 340 Chrome Solid 18 Boss Wheels HOT
 Dodge : Charger Watch Video Charger Plum Crazy 340 Chrome Solid 18 Boss Wheels HOT
$8,500.00 (16 Bids)
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Chevrolet : Chevelle Watch Video 70 Chevelle SS Silver Black 454 400 Turbo Clean Posi
 Chevrolet : Chevelle Watch Video 70 Chevelle SS Silver Black 454 400 Turbo Clean Posi
$17,400.00 (12 Bids)
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Ford : Mustang GT 2006 Mustang GT, 5 speed manual
 Ford : Mustang GT 2006 Mustang GT, 5 speed manual
$13,800.00
$15,400.00
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Ford : Taurus ses 2003 Ford Taurus in Mint Condition, and fully loaded
 Ford : Taurus ses 2003 Ford Taurus in Mint Condition, and fully loaded
$3,000.00
$3,900.00
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Chevrolet : S-10 CUSTOM * CUSTOM S-10 PICKUP *
 Chevrolet : S-10 CUSTOM * CUSTOM S-10 PICKUP *
$3,300.00
$4,100.00
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Cadillac : STS Sts 2007 Cadillac STS- Fully Loaded - Nav, heated seats, moon roof, rare color.
 Cadillac : STS Sts 2007 Cadillac STS- Fully Loaded - Nav, heated seats, moon roof, rare color.
$6,600.00
$10,250.00
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Ford : Thunderbird 1963 Ford Red Convertable Thunderbird
 Ford : Thunderbird 1963 Ford Red Convertable Thunderbird
$13,100.00
$21,000.00
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Chevrolet : Trailblazer SS , AWD 2006 Chevrolet Trailblazer SS AWD, Loaded, Sunroof, MINT , 88, 000 Miles FAST!
 Chevrolet : Trailblazer SS , AWD 2006 Chevrolet Trailblazer SS AWD, Loaded, Sunroof, MINT , 88, 000 Miles FAST!
$10,300.00 (18 Bids)
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Chevrolet : Bel Air 150 210 1957 Bel Air Chevrolet
 Chevrolet : Bel Air 150 210 1957 Bel Air Chevrolet
$31,500.00
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Chevrolet : C K Pickup 3500 Silverado 1986 Chevy Silverado K30 1 ton, 4WD, Big Block 454, All original
 Chevrolet : C K Pickup 3500 Silverado 1986 Chevy Silverado K30 1 ton, 4WD, Big Block 454, All original
$25,000.00
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Lincoln : Navigator L 2007 LINCOLN NAVIGATOR L 4X4 SUNROOF NAV DVD CLIMATE SEATS
 Lincoln : Navigator L 2007 LINCOLN NAVIGATOR L 4X4 SUNROOF NAV DVD CLIMATE SEATS
$15,000.00
$19,500.00
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Ford : Mustang Mach 1 1969 Ford Mustang Mach 1
 Ford : Mustang Mach 1 1969 Ford Mustang Mach 1
$21,850.00 (24 Bids)
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Chrysler : 300 Series C 2007 Chrysler 300C HEMI ***LOW MILES***
 Chrysler : 300 Series C 2007 Chrysler 300C HEMI ***LOW MILES***
$11,000.00 (11 Bids)
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Ford : Taurus 2005 Ford Taurus
 Ford : Taurus 2005 Ford Taurus
$3,250.00 (6 Bids)
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Chevrolet : Cobalt 2009 Chevrolet Cobalt LT Red
 Chevrolet : Cobalt 2009 Chevrolet Cobalt LT Red
$3,050.00 (15 Bids)
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Packard : PATRICIAN TOURING 1955 PACKARD PATRICIAN BARN FIND 35K MILES 99% COMPLETE & ORIGINAL 69 PHOTOS
 Packard : PATRICIAN TOURING 1955 PACKARD PATRICIAN BARN FIND 35K MILES 99% COMPLETE & ORIGINAL 69 PHOTOS
$1,651.00 (20 Bids)
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Jeep : Cherokee SPORT-4X4 SPORT-ONLY 123K MILES!! 4X4, BRIGHT RED! NO RESERVE CLEAN CARFAX REPORT!!
 Jeep : Cherokee SPORT-4X4 SPORT-ONLY 123K MILES!! 4X4, BRIGHT RED! NO RESERVE CLEAN CARFAX REPORT!!
$4,498.00 (13 Bids)
Time Left: 1d 2h 4m
Ford : Taurus 2010 FORD TAURUS LIMITED, FULLY LOADED!!!, 20K MILES, SALVAGE, NAVI, LEATHER!!
 Ford : Taurus 2010 FORD TAURUS LIMITED, FULLY LOADED!!!, 20K MILES, SALVAGE, NAVI, LEATHER!!
$16,000.00 (29 Bids)
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BMW : 3-Series 328 XI 08 BMW328 XI..AWD 4X4..NAVI..MOON..LEATHER..HEAT COOL..3.L STR 6...NO RESERVE!!!
 BMW : 3-Series 328 XI 08 BMW328 XI..AWD 4X4..NAVI..MOON..LEATHER..HEAT COOL..3.L STR 6...NO RESERVE!!!
$18,400.00 (32 Bids)
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Mazda : Mazda3 2010 mazda3 mazda 3 repairable rebuildable clear title!! no reserve, low miles
 Mazda : Mazda3 2010 mazda3 mazda 3 repairable rebuildable clear title!! no reserve, low miles
$5,000.00 (0 Bids)
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Jeep : Cherokee CLASSIC CLASSIC- 4x4- CHILI PEPPER RED! SUPER SHARP LOOKING! RUNS DRIVES LIKE NEW
 Jeep : Cherokee CLASSIC CLASSIC- 4x4- CHILI PEPPER RED! SUPER SHARP LOOKING! RUNS DRIVES LIKE NEW
$2,900.00 (5 Bids)
Time Left: 1d 3h 6m
Ford : Fusion SPORT 2010 FORD FUSION SPORT, TWO TONE LEATER, SUNROOF, SYNC, 16K, NO RESERVE..............
 Ford : Fusion SPORT 2010 FORD FUSION SPORT, TWO TONE LEATER, SUNROOF, SYNC, 16K, NO RESERVE..............
$8,800.01 (37 Bids)
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Ford : Explorer XLT 4WD 2011 Ford Explorer XLT 4WD No Reserve Salvage Repairable 4x4 Fix Repair and Save
 Ford : Explorer XLT 4WD 2011 Ford Explorer XLT 4WD No Reserve Salvage Repairable 4x4 Fix Repair and Save
$10,100.00 (19 Bids)
Time Left: 1d 4h 22m
Subaru : Outback PZEV Premium 2010 Subaru Outback, 38 K Miles, White, CVT Transmision, Leather, Remote starter
 Subaru : Outback PZEV Premium 2010 Subaru Outback, 38 K Miles, White, CVT Transmision, Leather, Remote starter
$21,000.00
$23,000.00
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Chevrolet : Chevelle Watch Video 454 Big Block Chevelle Malibu 1969 Turn Key Beautiful
 Chevrolet : Chevelle Watch Video 454 Big Block Chevelle Malibu 1969 Turn Key Beautiful
$12,100.00 (15 Bids)
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Chevrolet : Camaro Watch Video 69 Camaro COPO Clone Big Block Restored Fathom Green
 Chevrolet : Camaro Watch Video 69 Camaro COPO Clone Big Block Restored Fathom Green
$23,600.00 (15 Bids)
Time Left: 1d 19h 51m
Chevrolet : Nova Watch Video Custom Paint Solid Nova Chevy Show Car Posi Powerful
 Chevrolet : Nova Watch Video Custom Paint Solid Nova Chevy Show Car Posi Powerful
$13,100.00 (9 Bids)
Time Left: 1d 19h 52m
Dodge : Ram 1500 SLT 2006 Dodge 1500 Quad Cab SLT
 Dodge : Ram 1500 SLT 2006 Dodge 1500 Quad Cab SLT
$7,995.00 (1 Bids)
Time Left: 1d 19h 53m
Chevrolet : Chevelle Watch Video 454 425 Hp Chevelle Red On Red Gorgeous 12 Bolt Posi
 Chevrolet : Chevelle Watch Video 454 425 Hp Chevelle Red On Red Gorgeous 12 Bolt Posi
$17,100.00 (20 Bids)
Time Left: 1d 19h 56m
Dodge : Coronet SuperBEE 1970 Dodge Superbee
 Dodge : Coronet SuperBEE 1970 Dodge Superbee
$20,000.00 (0 Bids)
Time Left: 1d 20h 4m
Ford : Explorer EDDIE BAUER 2006 EXPLORER EDDIE BAUER 4X4 HEATED SEATS 1 OWNER LEATHER CHROME WHEELS
 Ford : Explorer EDDIE BAUER 2006 EXPLORER EDDIE BAUER 4X4 HEATED SEATS 1 OWNER LEATHER CHROME WHEELS
$4,550.00 (10 Bids)
Time Left: 1d 21h 55m
Willys Willys Jeep M38 1952
 Willys Willys Jeep M38 1952
$305.00 (4 Bids)
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i need the phone numbers for all the junk cars for money dealers in Ypsilanti Michigan. real real soon?

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where can I get a low cost car in the area of Ypsilanti, Michigan?

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Varsity Ford used cars..auction on Telegraph RD in Brownstown on Saturdays

would you consider me a redneck or a hill billy?
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i live in ypsilanti, michigan. i enjoy working on cars, racing cars, hunting, fishing, working in the yard, which entails mowing chopping wood, burning wood, i have had about 27 different cars in the past 4 years all of them either broke down or got destroyed in a crash. i wear old blue jeans sleeveless shirts that i cut the sleeves off of and old tennis shoes or boots. i do drink and smoke ciggarettes i dont do any sort of drug. let me know what i am cause people tell me im a redneck but others say im a hill billy and yes there is a difference

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Jeff Foxworthy would classify you as a "redneck" (It's the cars, OK?)

Is this funny stuff or what!?
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There are some stupid people in this world! 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California , would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. And now, the Honorable Mentions: 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat- cutting machine and submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. 5. A Texas teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. 6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer: $15. 7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on video tape. 8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, 'Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from.' 9. The Ann Arbor Michigan News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti , Michigan , at 5 a.m., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated walked away. ******THE 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER***** 10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd had in a very long time.

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Some --there are LOTS. I often wonder if they outnumber the the ones with common sense--they do say common sense is not that common. And stories like these seem to prove it. Yes it is funny in answere to your question (and tragic too) I Enjoyed the post.

Mega Moron Awards?
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Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and stole the bank's video camera, while the camera was remotely recording. (That is, the videotape recorder was located elsewhere in the bank, so he didn't get the videotape of himself stealing the camera). Louisiana: A man walked into a Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, was a crime committed?] Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. Seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape. New York: As a female shopper exited a convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police had apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes Officer...that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from." Ann Arbor: The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 12:50am, flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached to the machine. With their bumper still attached to the chain. With their vehicle's license plate still attached to the bumper. no darwin awards r for ppl who died a very stupid death.

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lmao.. those are hilarious.. hahahahaha so what if you copied them.. everyone here copies something or the other from somewhere.. i liked them.. read this: A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a little bit too far" in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who was convicted of five robberies and a kidnapping. The judge reduced the sentence to 1,001 years. How smart is that? and this... A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him. hahaha!

some of these are good part 2?
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7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided >> that he'd just throw a cinderblock through a liquor store window, grab >> some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinderblock and heaved it over >> his >> head at the window. The cinderblock bounced back and hit the would-be >> thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window >> was >> made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. >> 8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man >> grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the >> woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. >> Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in >> the car >> and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the >> car and told to stand there for a positive ID to which he replied, >> "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from." >> 9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked >> into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 5 a.m., flashed a gun, >> and >> demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't >> open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion >> rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, >> frustrated, walked away. >> ******A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER***** >> 10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home >> parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. >> Police >> arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor >> home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted >> to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor >> home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to >> press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had. >> In the interest of bettering human kind please share these with >> your friends and family ... unless of course one of these 10 >> individuals >> by chance is a distant relative or long lost friend. In that case be >> glad they are distant and hope they remain lost.

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LOL.... the last one was the best

How dumb can you get?
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The 2007/08 Stupid Awards 10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had. 9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti , Michigan , at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. (*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER) 8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, 'Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from.' 7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. 6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer .. . . $15. (If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?) 5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. 3. A man who shovelled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his 38-calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California , would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.

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the answer is obviously very!!!!!

Darwinists: These Are Your (Darwin Award) Winners For Last Year. Are You Proud?
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1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. And now, the honorable mentions: 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger.. The chef's claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies.. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. 5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. 6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer... $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?] 7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly.. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape... 8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from." 9.. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti , Michigan at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast... The man, frustrated, walked away. [*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER] 10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street by sucking on a hose, he got much more than he bargained for.. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.

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Darwin's theory of Evolution by Natural Selection (which after examination is an accurate working theory of how and why evolution happens) defines not only how those who are better adapted survive, but also how those in the population who aren't do not go on to pass on their genes. The Darwin award points out those who were not well adapted to survive.

Darwin Awards: NOT Jokes. Would You Believe These People Breed and Walk Among Us?
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1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. And now, the honorable mentions: 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger.. The chef's claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies.. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. 5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. 6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer... $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?] 7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly.. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape... 8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from." 9.. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti , Michigan at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast... The man, frustrated, walked away. [*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER] 10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street by sucking on a hose, he got much more than he bargained for.. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had. Knock yourself out, Wick.

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Number 4 actually made me call my Dad long distance and we had a great laugh!!... Can you just imagine the chaos from the innocent passengers!!.....Thanks for the laughs mate!!

working in michigan?
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ok i am a 15 year old girl and i am looking for a job right now, i am trying to save up for a car and i am just wondering how much and how long can i work for so i can start to do the math and see how long until i get the car and please don't give me fricken goofy answers, oh and i live in ypsilanti (if anyone would be able to give me suggestions on where to find jobs i would greatly appericatite it)

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I left Grand Rapids because of the poor economy. I think that young wage earners don't get full pay, either. You can ask your parents or adults what to do. I would try volunteering, build a network, get job experience and the rest will come along. There are so many cars for sale...I am sure you can find a good cheap one....ahhhh...but the insurance for someone so young will require much money, maybe more than the car.