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Subaru : Outback 4dr Wgn H4 M CLEAR CARFAX ONE OWNER PREMIUM AWD AUTOMATIC INSPECTED WARRANTY POWER HEATED
 Subaru : Outback 4dr Wgn H4 M CLEAR CARFAX ONE OWNER PREMIUM AWD AUTOMATIC INSPECTED WARRANTY POWER HEATED
$13,005.00 (13 Bids)
Time Left: 4h 29m
Mitsubishi : Outlander 4WD 4dr SE CLEAR CARFAX SE LEATHER AUTOMATIC AWD INSPECTED WARRANTY ROCKFORD FOSGATE
 Mitsubishi : Outlander 4WD 4dr SE CLEAR CARFAX SE LEATHER AUTOMATIC AWD INSPECTED WARRANTY ROCKFORD FOSGATE
$10,600.00 (21 Bids)
Time Left: 4h 30m
Chevrolet : Chevelle 1966 Chevy Chevelle
 Chevrolet : Chevelle 1966 Chevy Chevelle
$16,000.00
Time Left: 5h 35m
Pontiac : Grand Prix 2003 Pontiac Grand Prix SE super clean sporty!!!
 Pontiac : Grand Prix 2003 Pontiac Grand Prix SE super clean sporty!!!
$1,775.00 (13 Bids)
Time Left: 5h 59m
Porsche : Cayenne Porsche Cayenne S Titanium Edition
 Porsche : Cayenne Porsche Cayenne S Titanium Edition
$27,000.00
Time Left: 7h 2m
Land Rover : Range Rover 1998 Range Rover 4.6 HSE 50TH Anniversary Edition 110, 000 Miles
 Land Rover : Range Rover 1998 Range Rover 4.6 HSE 50TH Anniversary Edition 110, 000 Miles
$2,225.00 (20 Bids)
Time Left: 7h 28m
Ford : Other SD 2008 FORD E450 SD 12' WORKPORT UTILITY BOX-NICE TRUCK- LADDER RACKS-STOCK #5965
 Ford : Other SD 2008 FORD E450 SD 12' WORKPORT UTILITY BOX-NICE TRUCK- LADDER RACKS-STOCK #5965
$13,900.01 (7 Bids)
Time Left: 8h 21m
Aston Martin : Vanquish S S 2006 Vanquish S NAV Lynn Audio B-Tooth
 Aston Martin : Vanquish S S 2006 Vanquish S NAV Lynn Audio B-Tooth
$93,000.00
$125,000.00
Time Left: 8h 41m
Acura : MDX Tech Pkg Heated Leather Seats Power Sunroof Navigation Back-up DVD Camera
 Acura : MDX Tech Pkg Heated Leather Seats Power Sunroof Navigation Back-up DVD Camera
$21,600.00 (10 Bids)
Time Left: 9h 10m
Aston Martin : Other Volante 1 Owner 27, 000 Mile Original Virage Volante
 Aston Martin : Other Volante 1 Owner 27, 000 Mile Original Virage Volante
$45,000.00 (0 Bids)
Time Left: 9h 27m
BMW : 2002 Clean Great running round tail lamp car w sunroof
 BMW : 2002 Clean Great running round tail lamp car w sunroof
$8,300.00
$14,500.00
Time Left: 9h 30m
Chevrolet : Corvette ZR1 3ZR INFERNO ORANGE, 3ZR, GRAY CALIPERS **BUY FOR BELOW INVOICE**
 Chevrolet : Corvette ZR1 3ZR INFERNO ORANGE, 3ZR, GRAY CALIPERS **BUY FOR BELOW INVOICE**
$100,000.00
$119,000.00
Time Left: 9h 56m
Chevrolet : Blazer LS 2003 Chevrolet Blazer, White, 4D 4x4, Less Than 100, 000 Miles
 Chevrolet : Blazer LS 2003 Chevrolet Blazer, White, 4D 4x4, Less Than 100, 000 Miles
$6,000.00
Time Left: 10h 1m
Jeep : Liberty 4WD 4DR LIMI Limited Automatic 4X4 Heated Leather Seats Alloy Wheels
 Jeep : Liberty 4WD 4DR LIMI Limited Automatic 4X4 Heated Leather Seats Alloy Wheels
$4,550.00 (14 Bids)
Time Left: 10h 36m
BMW : 3-Series 328xi 2009 BMW 328Xi 3 SERIES LEATHER HEATED SEATS XENONS MOO
 BMW : 3-Series 328xi 2009 BMW 328Xi 3 SERIES LEATHER HEATED SEATS XENONS MOO
$18,100.00 (10 Bids)
Time Left: 11h 7m
Cadillac : CTS 3.6L DI 2009 Cadillac CTS LEATHER HEATED SEATS NAV AWD MOONROOF
 Cadillac : CTS 3.6L DI 2009 Cadillac CTS LEATHER HEATED SEATS NAV AWD MOONROOF
$20,200.00 (18 Bids)
Time Left: 11h 7m
Jeep : Grand Cherokee Limited 2005 GREAT JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE FOR SALE. MINT CONDITION. CLEAN TITLE.
 Jeep : Grand Cherokee Limited 2005 GREAT JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE FOR SALE. MINT CONDITION. CLEAN TITLE.
$9,800.00
$9,900.00
Time Left: 11h 20m
Chevrolet : Corvette 2dr Cpe ZR1 Brand new 2011 Chevy Corvette ZR1 never driven off our showroom floor!
 Chevrolet : Corvette 2dr Cpe ZR1 Brand new 2011 Chevy Corvette ZR1 never driven off our showroom floor!
$90,200.00 (10 Bids)
Time Left: 12h 3m
Ford : Super Duty F-350 SRW XLT F350 Super duty extended cab
 Ford : Super Duty F-350 SRW XLT F350 Super duty extended cab
$15,000.00
$18,500.00
Time Left: 12h 17m
Jeep : Wrangler Sport 2004 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited 4x4 4wd Hardtop Automatic
 Jeep : Wrangler Sport 2004 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited 4x4 4wd Hardtop Automatic
$8,700.00 (13 Bids)
Time Left: 12h 21m
Ford : F-350 Harley Davidson 2008 Ford F350 Harley Davidson 12" Kelderman Lift AccuAir
 Ford : F-350 Harley Davidson 2008 Ford F350 Harley Davidson 12" Kelderman Lift AccuAir
$50,000.00
Time Left: 13h 16m
AMC : GREMLIN ORIGINAL 1976 AMC GREMLIN
 AMC : GREMLIN ORIGINAL 1976 AMC GREMLIN
$1,580.00 (6 Bids)
Time Left: 13h 51m
Chrysler S 2012 Chrysler 200 Convertible LEATHER HARDTOP NAV 18" W
 Chrysler S 2012 Chrysler 200 Convertible LEATHER HARDTOP NAV 18" W
$18,100.00 (8 Bids)
Time Left: 13h 53m
Chevrolet : Nova 1973 CHEVY NOVA
 Chevrolet : Nova 1973 CHEVY NOVA
$11,500.00
Time Left: 15h 50m
GMC : Sierra 3500HD 2012 GMC REGULAR CAB 4X4 WITH HARD TO FIND SLE PACKAGE LOADED SAVE THOUSANDS !!!
 GMC : Sierra 3500HD 2012 GMC REGULAR CAB 4X4 WITH HARD TO FIND SLE PACKAGE LOADED SAVE THOUSANDS !!!
$32,900.00
Time Left: 16h 1m
Chevrolet : Silverado 2500HD LS Silverado 2004 Chevy Silverado 2500HD LS 4x4 4WD 6.6L LLY DURAMAX DIESEL 6.6 FT BED CLOTH
 Chevrolet : Silverado 2500HD LS Silverado 2004 Chevy Silverado 2500HD LS 4x4 4WD 6.6L LLY DURAMAX DIESEL 6.6 FT BED CLOTH
$10,600.00 (6 Bids)
Time Left: 17h 57m
Ford : F-250 Powerstroke 2006 FORD F-250 4X4 4WD XLT Powerstroke Diesel Extended Cab Short Bed Cloth Int.
 Ford : F-250 Powerstroke 2006 FORD F-250 4X4 4WD XLT Powerstroke Diesel Extended Cab Short Bed Cloth Int.
$8,100.00 (7 Bids)
Time Left: 18h 1m
Mini : Classic Mini Mayfair 1983 Austin Mini Mayfair (like Cooper)
 Mini : Classic Mini Mayfair 1983 Austin Mini Mayfair (like Cooper)
$4,650.00 (20 Bids)
Time Left: 19h 38m
Ford : Mustang GT Mustang GT Parnelli Jones Edition Clone
 Ford : Mustang GT Mustang GT Parnelli Jones Edition Clone
$19,500.00
Time Left: 1d 2h 11m
Acura : MDX 4WD 4dr Tech CLEAR CARFAX THIRD ROW NAV LEATHER REAR CAMERA TECH AWD INSPECTED LOADED CLEAN
 Acura : MDX 4WD 4dr Tech CLEAR CARFAX THIRD ROW NAV LEATHER REAR CAMERA TECH AWD INSPECTED LOADED CLEAN
$16,100.00 (5 Bids)
Time Left: 1d 3h 3m
Subaru : Outback 5dr Wgn Man CLEAR CARFAX AUTOMATIC AWD WAGON INSPECTED GREAT GAS MILEAGE DEALER TRADE CRUISE
 Subaru : Outback 5dr Wgn Man CLEAR CARFAX AUTOMATIC AWD WAGON INSPECTED GREAT GAS MILEAGE DEALER TRADE CRUISE
$4,950.00 (10 Bids)
Time Left: 1d 3h 13m
Ford : Super Duty F-250 LARIAT 99 FORD F250 LARIAT 4X4 EXCAB
 Ford : Super Duty F-250 LARIAT 99 FORD F250 LARIAT 4X4 EXCAB
$2,700.00 (10 Bids)
Time Left: 1d 4h 42m
Maserati : Quattroporte 2009 Maserati Quattroporte, Blue Oceano, 40k miles, factory warranty
 Maserati : Quattroporte 2009 Maserati Quattroporte, Blue Oceano, 40k miles, factory warranty
$59,800.00
Time Left: 1d 4h 50m
BMW : 6-Series 633 CSi 1977 BMW 633 CSi automatic transmission only 17k miles
 BMW : 6-Series 633 CSi 1977 BMW 633 CSi automatic transmission only 17k miles
$23,800.00
Time Left: 1d 5h 17m
Subaru : SVX LSi 1995 Subaru SVX Green 17" rims
 Subaru : SVX LSi 1995 Subaru SVX Green 17" rims
$2,800.00 (0 Bids)
Time Left: 1d 6h 11m
Infiniti : G G35x 4dr Sdn CLEAR CARFAX ONE OWNER AWD LEATHER INSPECTED WARRANTY AWD DEALER TRADE AUTOMATIC
 Infiniti : G G35x 4dr Sdn CLEAR CARFAX ONE OWNER AWD LEATHER INSPECTED WARRANTY AWD DEALER TRADE AUTOMATIC
$4,150.00 (11 Bids)
Time Left: 1d 6h 55m
Acura : Integra 1998 acura integra 4dr
 Acura : Integra 1998 acura integra 4dr
$3,400.00 (1 Bids)
Time Left: 1d 7h 46m
BMW : X5 2006 BMW X5 4.4 ONLY 35K EVERY OPTION BLACK NEW NEW NEW
 BMW : X5 2006 BMW X5 4.4 ONLY 35K EVERY OPTION BLACK NEW NEW NEW
$22,600.00 (10 Bids)
Time Left: 1d 7h 57m
Ford : Mustang 2dr Cpe Shel Mustang Shelby Cobra GT 500
 Ford : Mustang 2dr Cpe Shel Mustang Shelby Cobra GT 500
$26,900.00 (18 Bids)
Time Left: 1d 8h 19m
Mercedes-Benz : 300-Series 2dr Coupe 3. 1994 320E Sportline Clean
 Mercedes-Benz : 300-Series 2dr Coupe 3. 1994 320E Sportline Clean
$3,800.00 (15 Bids)
Time Left: 1d 8h 32m

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Some future head lines. Maybe they next 30 years?
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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation! Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Cubofloria. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States. Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030 . IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Cubofloria voters still having trouble with voting machines.

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This one made me laugh "Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage." Others, meh.

could this happen News Of The Future hmm i think maybe
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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being over taken by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the keys to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florida voters still don't know how to use a voting machine.

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Roll on the future, mate, these are great...!

Headlines from the year 2029?
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HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia , former ly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens north western United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines. Now, send this to whoever you want to and as many as you want and guess what.... NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing, except you might make someone smile.

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Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. I like this one.

Headlines for the Year 2029?
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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia , former ly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the AmericanTerritory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq,Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines. Now if any of that made you smile give it a star, go on you know you want to,,,, cheers

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Thanks it did give me a smile and yes you can have a star,and have a good evening to you and your kind.

Our Future's Headlines ?
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HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but t President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

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reality bites me in the foot reading this and I'm going to pass it on .....thanks

Headlines From Year 2029 !!!?
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HEADLINES FROM YEAR 2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally... scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nailclippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine.

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Hey man Cool Stuff! Good Imagination! Keep it up! :)

could this be true ???????????????????
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Try to imagine what life will be like in the near future. To help you out here are some News Headlines In The Year 2035 --------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------- Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California's third language. Baby conceived naturally....Scientists stumped. Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million. Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesday only. Results of 35 year study: diet and exercise are the key to weight loss. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants. Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. Capital Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with Congressman. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.

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Hi Ducky, A living Hell!!! Time to move out of California. True I would say My Friend.. Your Friend, poppy1

News clipping from 2029- which is NOT likely?
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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia ,formerly known as California White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation! Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Florexico. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States. Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florexico voters still having trouble with voting machines. Now, send this to whomever you want and as many as you want, then, guess what....NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing, except you might make someone smile.

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This is hilarious. We all know that nobody can catch a woman with her mouth shut.

Headlines From the Year 2029?
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Is this what our future is going to be??? Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

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Haha loved it. America is falling apart :(