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Storm drains not working? Question: The storm drain in front of our house and the one in front of our neighbor's house across the way drain excrutiatingly slowly. Rain has to completely stop in order for the water to flush away. Right now there is an ENOURMOUS lake on the street between our properties. It is about 1' 5" deep. We cannot close the gates since the water is too deep there. It comes halfway up our driveway (same with the neighbors) and cars have to slow down or water splashes real high. After the rains, there's always floating debris that has washed ashore our lawns. So we've called the town many tims as this has been happening on & off over 20yrs now. They always 'fix' the problem with their machinery and to no avail. This keeps happening. What to do? Any suggestions would be extremely helpful. Answer: Sorry, but there is nothing you can do. The solution is probably a redesign & upgrade of the storm drain system and/or install a pumping station near you. Good luck... |
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Anyone know the name of this thriller where someone goes out on a lake in a dinghy and dies by lightning? Question: I think the protagonist, a man, buys a house near a lake. He then develops a fixation on his neighbours and starts spying on them, I think I remember a scene where his car was parked outside their house and he was watching them through binoculars. Then the finale, where one of the neighbours, even though he's warned not to, goes out on the lake in the middle of an electrical storm, gets struck by lightning and dies. The storm clears, and his lifeless body is shown floating in the small boat. Sorry, I don't remember any of the actors or I'd imdb it. I watched this film when I was quite young. Answer: The name of that movie is "Flowers in the Jingo". It's from 1983. |
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What is the theme to this story? Question: The Turtle. In the story, the son and father come across a huge snapping turtle in the middle of the road while they're driving. The son tries to kill the turtle and a metal jack, but the father tells him he must go kill the turtle in the lake. So the son brings the turtle to the lake, and the turtle swims away right away. And the son gets mad, and he storms to the car. Gets in. And the father gives him a cigarette, and nods. Then they drive off. What's the theme or moral of the story? Answer: Saving turtles can lead to lung cancer. |
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What you could call blonde logic! Question: January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!! What a year!! Answer: ohh this is sooo funny. i love it! =D |
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Has any of this ever happened to you? Question: January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!! What a year!! Answer: Lol good jokes, i dont get the elevator one though..... classic blond jokes |
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Chicagoans: What do yo think about? Question: What did you think about last years (well technically just earlier this year) snow storm? Do you think it will be just as bad or even worse this year? How did you cope with the snow storm? Honestly, I loved it. I thought it was awesome and I hope we have another big storm this year. For those who had their cars stranded on Lake Shore Drive however, I can imagine how you think it would suck. Answer: It was a bad storm.. |
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and you thought you had a bad year try the type of year i have had? Question: January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels... Helllloooo!!! Bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March - Got really excited! Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ... box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid ... wrong instructions on packet ... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!! June - Tried to go water skiing ... Bummer ... couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition ... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms! August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm ... car swamped because soft-top was open. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it?? October - Hate M &M's .... they are so hard to peel. November - Burned turkey. Baked it for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108! December - Couldn't call 911 ..."duh" ... like there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!! What a year!! for those of you asking this oldfool when he was a young lad used to be blonde Answer: You are funny. I like that. You sound blonde to me, though!! |
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I Have 3 Riddles! Can You figure them out? 10 Pts.? Question: i'll post the Answers in 10 - 15 minutes. Lets See if you get them right. 1) A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time? 2) Where will you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses? 3) Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why? I Have to say that about 4 people got them all right. The Answers were: 1) Who ever said it was daytime? 2) A Map 3) Because they were all married and not single. oops, Number one is: 1) Who ever said it NIGHT TIME? ;) Answer: 1. It was at daytime. 2. A map 3. They were all married. |
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are you offended by these blond jokes? Question: A Blonde's Year in Review January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..Helllooo!!! ... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on the Macy's escalator for hours after the power went out!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July -Lost breast stroke swimming competition ..... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm ....car swamped because soft- top was open. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!! What a year!! Answer: I'm not offended. (Though I am a natural blonde.) I've heard these before but I still think they're funny. |
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a blondes year in review? Question: A Blonde's Year in Review January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...HELLOOO!...bottles won't fit in printer. March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2 - 4 years" April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out. May- Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into that little packet. June- Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms. August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm...car swamped because soft-top was open. September- The capital of California is "C", isn't it? October- Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!! December - Couldn't dial 911- duh - there's no eleven on the stupid phone. Answer: ugh, not that funny |
