Where Can I Get These Forms??
Question:
This was sent to me in an e-mail, sounds like a great deal but I need to find the forms, any ideas?
> FORMS ARE GOING FAST- SIGN UP TODAY!
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> Becoming Illegal (Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator)
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> The Honorable Tom Harkin
> 731 Hart Senate Office Building
> Phone (202) 224 3254
> Washington DC, 20510
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> Dear Senator,
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> As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
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> My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.
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> Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
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> Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year.
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> Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as 'in-state' tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.
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> Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car.
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> If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
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> Your Loyal Constituent,
> Burlington, IA
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> Get your Forms (NOW)!! Call your Internal Revenue Service 1-800-289-1040.
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> Please pass this on to your friends so they can save on this great offer.
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> "It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can't eat for eight hours; he can't drink for eight hours; he can't make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work." William Faulkner
Wow! 7 1/2 Hours bob! Mayhap the fire would be quenched in that time!
Methinks a small break in between though, for a wee shot of whiskey to energize myself!
Amy, Martha you do realize that this is tongue in cheek I hope..
Trying to find some humour in a frustrating climate of political correctedness gone very wrong and making working citizens pay for the insanity of our government bending us over for the benefit of illegals without giving us any lubricant to help ease the pain of being screwed up the @rse!
Spammers=Trolls in disguise...
Answer:
Come Come my little lady Making love for eight hours thats out of the question Seven and a half perhaps then you have to toss the coin to see who is the one who is tired .
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