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Cadillac : Escalade Awd Nav DVD Escalade AWD Navigation REAR DVD Third Row LOADED Perfect! 630-965-0485
 Cadillac : Escalade Awd Nav DVD Escalade AWD Navigation REAR DVD Third Row LOADED Perfect! 630-965-0485
$16,200.00
$41,000.00
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Saab : 9-3 Aero 9-3 AERO Leather MOON Heated SEATS CLEAN!! 630-965-0485
 Saab : 9-3 Aero 9-3 AERO Leather MOON Heated SEATS CLEAN!! 630-965-0485
$7,100.09
$15,000.00
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Dodge : Ram 2500 2001 Dodge Ram 2500 long bed 5.9 gas motor won't last long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Dodge : Ram 2500 2001 Dodge Ram 2500 long bed 5.9 gas motor won't last long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
$1,125.00 (9 Bids)
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Subaru : Forester LIMITED 2009 Subaru Forester 4DR AUTO X L.L BEAN EDITION AWD SUV
 Subaru : Forester LIMITED 2009 Subaru Forester 4DR AUTO X L.L BEAN EDITION AWD SUV
$18,000.00
$19,926.00
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Jeep : Grand Cherokee LIMITED V8 2000 Jeep Grand Cherokee LIMITED 4.7L V8 New Tires LOADED
 Jeep : Grand Cherokee LIMITED V8 2000 Jeep Grand Cherokee LIMITED 4.7L V8 New Tires LOADED
$4,551.00
$5,990.00
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Chevrolet : Impala GREAT BUY!!! LTZ AUTO BOSE CD HEATED LEATHER AC ABS GR8 CONDT MUST SEE!!!!
 Chevrolet : Impala GREAT BUY!!! LTZ AUTO BOSE CD HEATED LEATHER AC ABS GR8 CONDT MUST SEE!!!!
$17,988.00
$19,988.00
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Hyundai : Sonata VERY NICE!!! GLS SEDAN AUTO CD AC ABS POWER OPTIONS WELL MATNED MUST SEE!!!!!!!!
 Hyundai : Sonata VERY NICE!!! GLS SEDAN AUTO CD AC ABS POWER OPTIONS WELL MATNED MUST SEE!!!!!!!!
$14,988.00
$16,988.00
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Toyota : Venza GREAT BUY!!! AWD DVD NAVIGATION PREMIUM PKG 2 JBL 4CD HEATED LEATHER PANO MUST SEE!!!!!!!!!!!
 Toyota : Venza GREAT BUY!!! AWD DVD NAVIGATION PREMIUM PKG 2 JBL 4CD HEATED LEATHER PANO MUST SEE!!!!!!!!!!!
$24,988.00
$26,988.00
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Mazda : RX-8 REDUCED!!! GRAND TOURING 6SPD BOSE 6CD HEATED LEATHER SUNROOF ONLY 7K MILES LOADED MUST SEE
 Mazda : RX-8 REDUCED!!! GRAND TOURING 6SPD BOSE 6CD HEATED LEATHER SUNROOF ONLY 7K MILES LOADED MUST SEE
$12,988.00
$14,988.00
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Acura : MDX CERTIFIED!!! 4WD TECH PKG DVD NAVIGATION 6CD HEATED LEATHER ACURA CERTIFIED MUST SEE!!!!!!!!!
 Acura : MDX CERTIFIED!!! 4WD TECH PKG DVD NAVIGATION 6CD HEATED LEATHER ACURA CERTIFIED MUST SEE!!!!!!!!!
$23,988.00
$25,988.00
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Acura : TL CERTIFIED!!! TL AUTO 6CD HEATED LEATHER SUNROOF ACURA CERTIFIED AC ABS 21K MILES MUST SEE!!!!
 Acura : TL CERTIFIED!!! TL AUTO 6CD HEATED LEATHER SUNROOF ACURA CERTIFIED AC ABS 21K MILES MUST SEE!!!!
$23,988.00
$25,988.00
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BMW : 6-Series LOW MILES!!! 645 Ci COUPE NAVIGATION 6 SPEED PREMIUM+SPORT+CLD WEATHER PKGS 67K MILES!!!!!!!!
 BMW : 6-Series LOW MILES!!! 645 Ci COUPE NAVIGATION 6 SPEED PREMIUM+SPORT+CLD WEATHER PKGS 67K MILES!!!!!!!!
$19,988.00
$21,988.00
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Toyota GREAT BUY!!! VENZA AWD AUTO JBL 6CD HEATED LEATHER SMART KEY COMFORT PKG MUST SEE!!!!!!!!
 Toyota GREAT BUY!!! VENZA AWD AUTO JBL 6CD HEATED LEATHER SMART KEY COMFORT PKG MUST SEE!!!!!!!!
$22,988.00
$24,988.00
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Honda : CR-V GREAT BUY!!! EX-L EXL 4WD 6CD HEATED LEATHER SUNROOF AC ABS GR8 CONDT MUST SEE!!!!!!!!!!
 Honda : CR-V GREAT BUY!!! EX-L EXL 4WD 6CD HEATED LEATHER SUNROOF AC ABS GR8 CONDT MUST SEE!!!!!!!!!!
$14,988.00
$16,988.00
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Audi : A8 W12 2007 AUDI A8 L W12! 1OWNR! LOADED! DVD! B&O! ADVANCED CRUISE! MORE!
 Audi : A8 W12 2007 AUDI A8 L W12! 1OWNR! LOADED! DVD! B&O! ADVANCED CRUISE! MORE!
$35,300.00
$54,900.00
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Acura : ZDX LOW MILES!!! AWD ADVANCE PKG NAVIGATION CD DUAL CLMT LEATHER DUAL SUNROOF ACURA CERTIFIE!!!!!
 Acura : ZDX LOW MILES!!! AWD ADVANCE PKG NAVIGATION CD DUAL CLMT LEATHER DUAL SUNROOF ACURA CERTIFIE!!!!!
$38,988.00
$40,988.00
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BMW : 3-Series Convertible 2002 BMW 325CIC! 1OWNER! AUTO! SPORT! PREMIUM! HTD SEATS! SERVICED!
 BMW : 3-Series Convertible 2002 BMW 325CIC! 1OWNER! AUTO! SPORT! PREMIUM! HTD SEATS! SERVICED!
$8,800.00
$12,900.00
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Chevrolet : Malibu 2006 CHEVROLET MALIBU MAXX SS! 1OWNER! 6CD! XM RADIO! POWER ROOF!
 Chevrolet : Malibu 2006 CHEVROLET MALIBU MAXX SS! 1OWNER! 6CD! XM RADIO! POWER ROOF!
$6,800.00
$13,900.00
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Chevrolet : Silverado 3500 DRW LTZ 2008 SILVERADO 3500HD DRW LTZ! NAVI! LEATHER! 2LT! DURAMAX 6.6L DIESEL! 15K MI!
 Chevrolet : Silverado 3500 DRW LTZ 2008 SILVERADO 3500HD DRW LTZ! NAVI! LEATHER! 2LT! DURAMAX 6.6L DIESEL! 15K MI!
$39,100.00
$42,900.00
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Jeep : Wrangler Rubicon 6.4V 2011 WRANGLER UNLIMITED! CALL OF DUTY ED! 6.4VVT HEMI! 1OWNR! UNREAL!
 Jeep : Wrangler Rubicon 6.4V 2011 WRANGLER UNLIMITED! CALL OF DUTY ED! 6.4VVT HEMI! 1OWNR! UNREAL!
$54,100.00
$74,900.00
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Jeep : Wrangler Rubicon 5.7L 2010 JEEP WRANGLER UNLIMITED RUBICON! 5.7L HEMI! AEV CONVERSION! UNREAL! SVCD!
 Jeep : Wrangler Rubicon 5.7L 2010 JEEP WRANGLER UNLIMITED RUBICON! 5.7L HEMI! AEV CONVERSION! UNREAL! SVCD!
$48,100.00
$59,900.00
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Jeep : Wrangler Sahara 2009 WRANGLER UNLIMITED SAHARA! NAVIGATION! LEATHER! SERVICED!
 Jeep : Wrangler Sahara 2009 WRANGLER UNLIMITED SAHARA! NAVIGATION! LEATHER! SERVICED!
$19,000.00
$27,900.00
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Lexus : LS Luxury Rear 2007 LEXUS LS 460 L! LUXURY! REAR SEAT PKG! AIR SUS! LOADED!
 Lexus : LS Luxury Rear 2007 LEXUS LS 460 L! LUXURY! REAR SEAT PKG! AIR SUS! LOADED!
$33,000.00
$37,900.00
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Mercedes-Benz : GL-Class BlueTEC 2011 MERCEDES BENZ GL350 4MATIC! 1OWNR! DIESEL! PREM1! XENONS! PERFECT!
 Mercedes-Benz : GL-Class BlueTEC 2011 MERCEDES BENZ GL350 4MATIC! 1OWNR! DIESEL! PREM1! XENONS! PERFECT!
$50,200.00
$63,900.00
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Porsche : 911 Cabriolet 2005 911 TURBO S CABRIOLET! TIPTRONIC! ALUM PKG! GT3 WHLS! EXC COND!
 Porsche : 911 Cabriolet 2005 911 TURBO S CABRIOLET! TIPTRONIC! ALUM PKG! GT3 WHLS! EXC COND!
$53,100.00
$64,900.00
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Porsche : 911 Coupe Aeroki 2002 PORSCHE 911 COUPE! AEROKIT! YELW SPORT STS & BELTS! 18S! SVCD!
 Porsche : 911 Coupe Aeroki 2002 PORSCHE 911 COUPE! AEROKIT! YELW SPORT STS & BELTS! 18S! SVCD!
$25,100.00
$36,900.00
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Porsche : 911 Coupe 2006 PORSCHE 911 C4S COUPE! NAVI! SPT CHRONO! SPT SEATS! 19S!
 Porsche : 911 Coupe 2006 PORSCHE 911 C4S COUPE! NAVI! SPT CHRONO! SPT SEATS! 19S!
$50,600.00
$52,900.00
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Porsche : 911 Coupe 2002 PORSCHE 911 TURBO! LOADED! SICK UPGRADE$! SERVICED!
 Porsche : 911 Coupe 2002 PORSCHE 911 TURBO! LOADED! SICK UPGRADE$! SERVICED!
$39,100.00
$54,900.00
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Ford : F-250 SUPER LOW MILEAGE F250, LOADED, RUNS AND DRIVES GREAT, 4 NEW TIRES, NEW F-BRAKES
 Ford : F-250 SUPER LOW MILEAGE F250, LOADED, RUNS AND DRIVES GREAT, 4 NEW TIRES, NEW F-BRAKES
$3,500.00
$4,500.00
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Chevrolet : Silverado 2500 2004 CHEVY 2500HD 8.1L GAS ALLISION TRANSMISSION
 Chevrolet : Silverado 2500 2004 CHEVY 2500HD 8.1L GAS ALLISION TRANSMISSION
$13,800.00
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Acura : RDX LOW MILES!!! AWD AUTO 6CD HEATED LEATHER SUNROOF ACURA CERTIFIED 14K MILES MUST SEE!!!!!!!!!
 Acura : RDX LOW MILES!!! AWD AUTO 6CD HEATED LEATHER SUNROOF ACURA CERTIFIED 14K MILES MUST SEE!!!!!!!!!
$27,988.00
$29,988.00
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Mitsubishi : Lancer GREAT BUY!!! GTS AUTO ROCKFORD FOSGATE CD SUNROOF AC ABS SUN & SOUND PKG MUST SEE!!!!!!!
 Mitsubishi : Lancer GREAT BUY!!! GTS AUTO ROCKFORD FOSGATE CD SUNROOF AC ABS SUN & SOUND PKG MUST SEE!!!!!!!
$11,988.00
$13,988.00
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BMW : X5 3.0I 02 BMW X5 3.0i Sport Premium Cold Pkg - Xenons E53 2002 3.0 SAV SUV AWD
 BMW : X5 3.0I 02 BMW X5 3.0i Sport Premium Cold Pkg - Xenons E53 2002 3.0 SAV SUV AWD
$9,300.00
$14,991.00
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Chevrolet : Express Explorer LE 2005 Chevrolet Express Explorer Limited Edition !
 Chevrolet : Express Explorer LE 2005 Chevrolet Express Explorer Limited Edition !
$18,000.00 (0 Bids)
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Audi : A5 2.0L Premium 2010 Black A5!
 Audi : A5 2.0L Premium 2010 Black A5!
$23,100.00 (3 Bids)
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Honda : Odyssey EX-L w DVD 2010 Honda Odyssey EX-L; DVD, Silver. 22k miles, one owner, Excellent, Warranty
 Honda : Odyssey EX-L w DVD 2010 Honda Odyssey EX-L; DVD, Silver. 22k miles, one owner, Excellent, Warranty
$27,495.00
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Chevrolet : Nova Nova 1962 Chevrolet Nova, Gasser, Rat Rod, Race Car, Drag Race, Nostalgia, Vintage
 Chevrolet : Nova Nova 1962 Chevrolet Nova, Gasser, Rat Rod, Race Car, Drag Race, Nostalgia, Vintage
$5,200.00 (22 Bids)
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Nissan : 370Z Touring 2010 Silver 370Z!
 Nissan : 370Z Touring 2010 Silver 370Z!
$20,000.00 (3 Bids)
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Kia : Soul 2011 Green Soul!
 Kia : Soul 2011 Green Soul!
$9,200.00 (6 Bids)
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Audi : A4 1.8T Quo 2003 Audi A4
 Audi : A4 1.8T Quo 2003 Audi A4
$3,400.00
$8,995.00
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Ok pippen best defender what street in orland park is best known for all car dealerships?

Answer:
159th. U serious

would 100k a year in chicago suberbs be alot?
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would the 100k salary of a pharmacist be enough to live a wealthy life style in a place like orland park or lemont. enough to have a nice condo or deluxe apartment and a nice car like a phantom or a mercedes benz, buy some hennesy now and again, some cigars, a big tv and such and buy nice cloths. single no kids and never intend of having kids. pay the bills comfortally and still have enough left over to have fun and and save?

Answer:
It depends, well maybe, but probably not. Nix the Benz, compromise on the crash pad, yes to some drinks and smokes, and your in. That kind of $$$ will not be enough to be "livin' the life", but it will be sufficient to be humble and ok, doing better than most.

Accidentally lost traffic ticket. due tomorrow. what do I do?
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I had received a ticket for not having my front license plate in on my car, but it was in the front window. beside that point. I had gone to go pay the ticket through mail, when I realized I could not find it. I had just filled out the check and form yesterday, and it is due by tomorrow. The area which I had received the ticket was in Orland Park, Illinois. I'm looking for someone in the general area to be able to help me choose the best option. I cant remember much of the adress except that it was to be filled out "Traffic Compliance Administration". Any advice Would be great

Answer:
call orland park and ask them.

I'm looking for a good independent car audio installation (and sales) shop in the SW suburbs of Chicago?
Question:
I want a shop with guys who know what they are doing to pull out and old radio from my father in law's 2000 Dodge Ram 1500 truck (its an aftermarket radio but he bought the truck as a repo and doesn't have the face), and put in a new radio for it. It needs to be done right and I don't want to deal with Best Buy or Circuit City. If you know somewhere in southern cook county (Orland Park), or Will (near Lockport), or even DuPage (especially Naperville), let me know, thanks.

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Take your pick. http://www.superpages.com/yellowpages/C-Car+Stereo+Install ation/S-IL/T-Chicago/ ~LIS~

Road trip to Florida?
Question:
Hi everyone. my family and I are planning a road trip from New York City to central Florida (about an hour north of Orland). I'm trying to figure out how much we should plan on spending on gas & tolls. A ball park figure is fine. Oh, the car gets 20 mpg. Thanks for your help. Roofing..- Thank you so much for taking the time to do that little bit of research for me. I appreciate it.

Answer:
maps.google says it's about 1100 miles from NYC to Orlando divide that by 20 mpg and you get 55 gallons multiply that by $2.77 (the nationwide average for all grades of gas, week of July 12) and you get $152 just for gas The route shows a lot of toll highways, but I have no idea how much the tolls will be, sorry. If you go to this site http://www.tollcalculator.net/ and e-mail them your route, they will tell you how much the tolls will be. Or you can just try to figure it out from the info they have.

Can you believe all these Blue laws from Illinois?
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Illinois Crazy Law The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile. You may be convicted of a Class 4 felony offense, punishable by up to three years in state prison, for the crime of "eavesdropping" on your own conversation. -720 ILCS 5/14-2. Chicago It is illegal to give a dog whiskey. In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb. Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. Kites may not be flown within the city limits. It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck. Spitting is forbidden It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits. Champaign One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth. Cicero Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays. Crete Cars may not be driven through the town. Des Plaines Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees. Eureka A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman. Evanston It is illegal to go trick-or-treating on Halloween. Bowling is forbidden. It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire. Fairfield It is unlawful for "negroes" to be within county boundries from sundown to sunrise. Freeport It is illegal to expectorate from any second-story window. Galesburg There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats. Homer It is against the law to use a slingshot unless your are a law enforcement officer. Joliet Town fathers, reflecting the pet peeve of hearing their town's name mispronounced 'Jolly-ETTE' when all local folk know it's pronounced 'Joe-lee-ETTE', made pronouncing it Jolly-ette a misdemeanor, punishable by a $5 fine. Kenilworth A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow. Hens that wish to cackle must step two hundred feet back from any residence. Kirkland Bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kriland's streets. Moline Ice skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and August is prohibited. There is a ban on unnecessary repetitive driving on 23rd Avenue. Morton Grove You may not own a handgun Normal It is against the law to make faces at dogs. Orland Prak No pool tables are allowed in a public establishment, because it supports gambling. Ottawa Spitting on the sidewalk is a criminal offense. Park Ridge Trucks may only park inside closed garages. Peoria Basketball hoops may not be instaled on a driveway. Zion It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.

Answer:
Gee, none from my hometown, the second largest in the state. Hey, did you know that Hawaii has an Interstate road system?

Confused Orientation, so help me.?
Question:
I am a 17-year-old Caucasian male, I have married parents and a 12 year old brother. I go to church, but am not overly-religious, and I believe I am bisexual, but I am “straight” to the public. I am a virgin too. I don’t fancy hanging out with all girls as friends, I actually don’t care to talk about boys, make up, shopping, texting, or any other girly thing. I do know about Gucci, Prada, Chanel, and other designers, but I’m not into actually shopping and shelling out 300 for a wallet. I enjoying hanging out, as friends, with guys; talking about girls, cars, and trivia. Here is what is terrible, I find myself wanting to look at my guy friends in the gay way, when they lean over and their boxers show, I sneak a look. I’m curious what their genitalia looks like, and if a close friend were to come out of the closet to me, pure morals would hold me back from taking him around town. (I think it’s wrong to have sex with a close guy friend). I’m pretty sure I have a crush on some of my guy friends, but it sucks when we are—say—wrestling around and I get a bit of arousal and have to make sure they don’t find out. I find myself fantasizing about certain guys in classrooms and getting aroused through out the school day. Rarely do I fantasize about women. Since these clues point me to be gay, I decide to accept it, but here is the catch, girls do turn me on too! The other day a girl and I went hanging out, as friends, we started holding hands and we eventually spooned in a park, she felt something bumping into her from my pants and she was alright with it, I was quite aroused by her. The same girl once sat in my lap prior to this and I made sure I covered up my aroused self, not to freak her out. I day-dream about what the perfect wife would be like, not the perfect gay-partner. I think about how I would love to be a father and be the breadwinner, but that same day I’ll think how some of the sophomore boys are kind of cute, then later that night go out with a girl who can turn me on by the touch of our hands. I wish I was gay or straight, not both. I much rather window shop at the mall than watch any kind of sport, hunting is not my thing, but neither is Orland Bloom. Please give me advise!

Answer:
It seems you are bi-curious at the least. Gay and Bisexual people are not all the same. Not all gay and bi men are into shopping, or doing girly things. that's only the stereotype. Let's look at the facts of the situation. Boys turn you on. Girls also turn you on. That sounds bisexual to me. Good luck in all you do.

Sexual Orientation Advice!?
Question:
I am a 17-year-old Caucasian male, I have married parents and a 12 year old brother. I go to church, but am not overly-religious, and I believe I am bisexual, but I am “straight” to the public. I am a virgin too. When looking up gay porn, I love it. I don’t care what the guy(s) look like, how heavy they are, or any of that, as long as they don’t appear too “fag-like.” I prefer Latino, Caucasian, or Asian gay-porn, but other races can be arousing too. I can get so aroused by gay porn, very aroused, very firm and when I masturbate to it, I come to a quick, unfulfilling orgasm, like there should be more. Usually when given the option, I opt for gay porn, and one website or picture leads right to another. Now I do like women too, lesbian porn, and straight porn. Bi-porn also. Now, when looking at lesbian porn, or other porno that might be considered a straight man’s interest, I don’t get aroused as quickly, and I am not as “into it” as the gay porn, not as obsessed, and one link or picture just doesn’t lead to another like it does with gay porn. However, when I come to an orgasm, it’s full and very enjoyable. Real People: I don’t fancy hanging out with all girls as friends, I actually don’t care to talk about boys, make up, shopping, texting, or any other girly thing. I do know about Gucci, Prada, Chanel, and other designers, but I’m not into actually shopping and shelling out 300 for a wallet. I enjoying hanging out, as friends, with guys; talking about girls, cars, and trivia. Here is what is terrible, I find myself wanting to look at my guy friends in the gay way, when they lean over and their boxers show, I sneak a look. I’m curious what their genitalia looks like, and if a close friend were to come out of the closet to me, pure morals would hold me back from taking him around town. (I think it’s wrong to have sex with a close guy friend). I’m pretty sure I have a crush on some of my guy friends, but it sucks when we are—say—wrestling around and I get a bit of arousal and have to make sure they don’t find out. I find myself fantasizing about certain guys in classrooms and getting aroused through out the school day. Rarely do I fantasize about women. Since these clues point me to be gay, I decide to accept it, but here is the catch, girls do turn me on too! The other day a girl and I went hanging out, as friends, we started holding hands and we eventually spooned in a park, she felt something bumping into her from my pants and she was alright with it, I was quite aroused by her. The same girl once sat in my lap prior to this and I made sure I covered up my aroused self, not to freak her out. I day-dream about what the perfect wife would be like, not the perfect gay-partner. I think about how I would love to be a father and be the breadwinner, but that same day I’ll think how some of the sophomore boys are kind of cute, then later that night go out with a girl who can turn me on by the touch of our hands. I wish I was gay or straight, not both. I much rather window shop at the mall than watch any kind of sport, hunting is not my thing, but neither is Orland Bloom. Please give me advise!

Answer:
what can we tell you that you havent already told us? you know what you want now go and get it. one at a time not one of each being bisexual isnt a license to two-time anybody