Would ya take this Redneck test? Question: How many Vienna Sausages are in a can?
What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars?
Bill Dance is good at what?
What university does Bill Dance root for?
Where did Herschel Walker play (college) football?
After boiling peanuts for an hour you have what?
In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8?
A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin' language?
What is a chigger?
What is scrapple?
Where is "The Redneck Riviera"?
What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak trees?
What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury,_______________.
What's the common name for a bowfin?
If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get?
Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart"?
What are grits made out of?
Who was nicknamed "The Bear"
Why is the Blue Ridge blue?
What did The Baldwin Sisters make?
Who was Andy Taylor's love interest?
What are the radio station call letters that carries "The Grand Ol' Opry"?
Where would you find Vidalia County?
What sport requires 3 legs and a rope?
What instrument did Bill Monroe play? (typically)
How many strings on a banjo? (two possible answers)
When you argue with a fool, what is he doing?
What is a scuppernong?
Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu?
Why do you want to eat "high on the hog"?
What color is a John Deere?
What do you call the offspring of a mule?
What will you harvest when you plant "shade"?
Answers:
7
43, red and blue
Fishin'
University of Tennessee
University of Georgia
Hard peanuts
283
French
A red bug (small parasite)
A sausage-like loaf made out of pig parts
Panama City, FL
Spanish moss
Evinrude
Mudfish
Nothing. A steer has been castrated.
Hank Williams
Corn
Paul Bryant
Because of the pollen
"The Recipe"
Helen
WSM
Georgia
Calf roping
Mandolin
5
The same thing
A wild grape
Yes
Because that's where the better cuts of meat are. Rich folks live high on the hog.
Green
Another trick animal husbandry question. Mules are generally sterile.
Tobacco
Answer:
Does it come as any surprise that I would know most of these answers?
Very few cajuns actually French. They speak...cajun creole which is a very countrified version of French And I very seriously doubt if they can effectively communicate with any French speakers. (I am of cajun blood). Now some of the city slickers may speak French, though (I do.). But the city slickers ain't cajuns...they are just Louisianians.
And scrapple is more like a gellified mush than a sausage and consists of hog scraps and corn meal or flour. The redneck version is called souse or better known as hog's head cheese and does not use corn meal or flour and is much more gelled. The two are very similar...but hog's head cheese is definitely better!
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