Buy Cars and Trucks in Paradise Valley, Arizona

Chevrolet : Malibu 69 CHEVY MALIBU
 Chevrolet : Malibu 69 CHEVY MALIBU
$25,699.00 (16 Bids)
Time Left: 19m
Lexus : LX 470 Excellent condition, Vapor Color, service records since birth, w Vault Drawer
 Lexus : LX 470 Excellent condition, Vapor Color, service records since birth, w Vault Drawer
$19,950.00
Time Left: 28m
Mercury : Grand Marquis ULTIMATE EDITION 1 OWNER ULTIMATE EDITION ONLY 40K MILES CARFAX CERTIFIED & GUARANTEED SCOTTSDALE
 Mercury : Grand Marquis ULTIMATE EDITION 1 OWNER ULTIMATE EDITION ONLY 40K MILES CARFAX CERTIFIED & GUARANTEED SCOTTSDALE
$11,100.00 (4 Bids)
Time Left: 42m
Mercedes-Benz : SL Class SL500 SL500 Sport Convertible AMG Wheels Panaoramic Roof Triple Black Like New Loaded
 Mercedes-Benz : SL Class SL500 SL500 Sport Convertible AMG Wheels Panaoramic Roof Triple Black Like New Loaded
$16,900.00
Time Left: 1h 2m
Volkswagen : Beetle - Classic FULLY CUSTOM, CHASSIS OFF RESTORATION, 1956 OVAL WINDOW BUG, RIGHT HAND DRIVE
 Volkswagen : Beetle - Classic FULLY CUSTOM, CHASSIS OFF RESTORATION, 1956 OVAL WINDOW BUG, RIGHT HAND DRIVE
$6,750.00 (0 Bids)
Time Left: 1h 7m
Ford : Mustang Cobra '95 Mustang SVT Cobra -- Hard Top Convertible --
 Ford : Mustang Cobra '95 Mustang SVT Cobra -- Hard Top Convertible --
$6,500.00 (21 Bids)
Time Left: 2h 8m
Chevrolet : Corvette CVT 1996 CORVETTE C4~AUTOMATIC~POWER~WHITE W BLACK LEATHER INTERIOR~NEW TARGA TOP
 Chevrolet : Corvette CVT 1996 CORVETTE C4~AUTOMATIC~POWER~WHITE W BLACK LEATHER INTERIOR~NEW TARGA TOP
$10,900.00 (0 Bids)
Time Left: 2h 14m
Lexus : ES 350 2007 Lexus ES350 4door Silver Dual DVD in Rear Seats great 4 families with kids
 Lexus : ES 350 2007 Lexus ES350 4door Silver Dual DVD in Rear Seats great 4 families with kids
$17,500.00 (0 Bids)
Time Left: 2h 34m
Ferrari : 360 360 Spider Ferrari 360 Wrapped in Matte Black w Carbon Fiber
 Ferrari : 360 360 Spider Ferrari 360 Wrapped in Matte Black w Carbon Fiber
$90,000.00
$100,000.00
Time Left: 2h 48m
BMW : 7 Series 750Li 2008 BMW 7 Series 750Li Sedan Is in Sunny Arizona & is Fully Loaded
 BMW : 7 Series 750Li 2008 BMW 7 Series 750Li Sedan Is in Sunny Arizona & is Fully Loaded
$16,800.00
$32,777.00
Time Left: 3h 25m
GMC : Yukon Denali 2008 GMC Yukon Denali DVD System Chrome Wheels THIS IS THE RIGHT ONE
 GMC : Yukon Denali 2008 GMC Yukon Denali DVD System Chrome Wheels THIS IS THE RIGHT ONE
$10,200.00
$33,777.00
Time Left: 3h 37m
Chevrolet : Corvette 1978 corvette hot rod
 Chevrolet : Corvette 1978 corvette hot rod
$11,700.00 (50 Bids)
Time Left: 4h 7m
Chevrolet : Corvette Grand Sport 2010 Chevrolet Corvette Grand Sport Coupe 6 Speed Automatic SUPER CLEAN
 Chevrolet : Corvette Grand Sport 2010 Chevrolet Corvette Grand Sport Coupe 6 Speed Automatic SUPER CLEAN
$9,100.00
$44,777.00
Time Left: 4h 33m
Hummer : H2 4WD 4dr SUT 2007 Hummer SUT- SPECIAL Edition! Lux Pack, Suspension and Light Pack, Navi, WOW
 Hummer : H2 4WD 4dr SUT 2007 Hummer SUT- SPECIAL Edition! Lux Pack, Suspension and Light Pack, Navi, WOW
$32,495.00
Time Left: 4h 33m
Chevrolet : Silverado 2500HD LS 2002 Chevrolet Silverado LS 2500 HD Extended Cab V8 6.6 Duramax Turbo Diesel
 Chevrolet : Silverado 2500HD LS 2002 Chevrolet Silverado LS 2500 HD Extended Cab V8 6.6 Duramax Turbo Diesel
$10,100.00
$16,777.00
Time Left: 4h 33m
Dodge : Ram 1500 SLE 2010 Dodge Ram 1500 SLE LOADED SUPER CLEAN IT'S THE RIGHT TRUCK
 Dodge : Ram 1500 SLE 2010 Dodge Ram 1500 SLE LOADED SUPER CLEAN IT'S THE RIGHT TRUCK
$200.00
$22,777.00
Time Left: 4h 34m
Chevrolet : Silverado 3500 LS 2008 Chevrolet Silverado 3500 LS Dually SUPER CLEAN THE RIGHT TRUCK
 Chevrolet : Silverado 3500 LS 2008 Chevrolet Silverado 3500 LS Dually SUPER CLEAN THE RIGHT TRUCK
$8,100.00
$24,777.00
Time Left: 4h 37m
Ford : E-150 Base Trim 2009 Ford E150 Conversion Van 1 Of A Kind Live The Dream Travel On A Budget
 Ford : E-150 Base Trim 2009 Ford E150 Conversion Van 1 Of A Kind Live The Dream Travel On A Budget
$3,350.00
$17,777.00
Time Left: 4h 37m
Dodge : Ram 3500 SLT 07 Dodge 3500 Ram 4x4 Dually Crew Cab SLT 6spd Hard To Find. Arizona Clean Truck
 Dodge : Ram 3500 SLT 07 Dodge 3500 Ram 4x4 Dually Crew Cab SLT 6spd Hard To Find. Arizona Clean Truck
$14,100.00
$31,777.00
Time Left: 4h 37m
Ford : Super Duty F-350 Lariat 2002 Ford F350 Dually Lariat Crew Cab V8 7.3 Power Stroke Turbo Diesel.
 Ford : Super Duty F-350 Lariat 2002 Ford F350 Dually Lariat Crew Cab V8 7.3 Power Stroke Turbo Diesel.
$10,211.00
$18,777.00
Time Left: 4h 38m
Saab : 9-5 Turbo4 2011 Saab 9.5 Trubo4 FULLY LOADED The Ultimate In Luxury Sports Seden
 Saab : 9-5 Turbo4 2011 Saab 9.5 Trubo4 FULLY LOADED The Ultimate In Luxury Sports Seden
$2,550.00
$24,777.00
Time Left: 5h 5m
Mercedes-Benz : CLK-Class CLK55 AMG 2004 Mercedes-Benz CLK55 Looking For A Fun Luxury Convertible This Is A Must See
 Mercedes-Benz : CLK-Class CLK55 AMG 2004 Mercedes-Benz CLK55 Looking For A Fun Luxury Convertible This Is A Must See
$9,500.00
$16,777.00
Time Left: 5h 13m
Jeep : Wrangler Unlimited Sport 2010 Lifted Jeep Wrangler 4 Door Unlimited Sport 4X4 V6 3.8 Auto A MUST SEE
 Jeep : Wrangler Unlimited Sport 2010 Lifted Jeep Wrangler 4 Door Unlimited Sport 4X4 V6 3.8 Auto A MUST SEE
$21,101.00
$25,777.00
Time Left: 5h 21m
Ford : Taurus SHO 2010 Ford Taurus SHO...NO RESERVE!!!..NAVI...Camera..20''rims...SYNC...16K MILES
 Ford : Taurus SHO 2010 Ford Taurus SHO...NO RESERVE!!!..NAVI...Camera..20''rims...SYNC...16K MILES
$19,900.00 (18 Bids)
Time Left: 5h 38m
Toyota : 4Runner SR5 2008 Toyota 4 Runner SR5 Edition SUPER CLEAN READY TO DRIVE AWAY
 Toyota : 4Runner SR5 2008 Toyota 4 Runner SR5 Edition SUPER CLEAN READY TO DRIVE AWAY
$15,000.00
$24,777.00
Time Left: 5h 41m
Dodge : Ram 2500 ST 2008 Dodge Ram 2500 4X4 SL Off Raod Package V8 5.7 Hemi Power CLEAN TRUCK
 Dodge : Ram 2500 ST 2008 Dodge Ram 2500 4X4 SL Off Raod Package V8 5.7 Hemi Power CLEAN TRUCK
$5,100.00
$17,777.00
Time Left: 5h 53m
Ford : E-350 Wheelchair 03 Ford E350 Conversion Hightop Wheelchair Van V10 LOADES WITH ONLY 79928 MILES
 Ford : E-350 Wheelchair 03 Ford E350 Conversion Hightop Wheelchair Van V10 LOADES WITH ONLY 79928 MILES
$1,525.00
$12,777.00
Time Left: 6h 9m
Chevrolet : Silverado 1500 2003 Chevy Silverado 1500 2wd - Stunning, Immaculate Condition - Phoenix, AZ
 Chevrolet : Silverado 1500 2003 Chevy Silverado 1500 2wd - Stunning, Immaculate Condition - Phoenix, AZ
$10,900.00
Time Left: 6h 13m
Ford : Excursion XLT 2003 Ford Excursion 4x4 Rare 7.3 Power Stroke Turbo Diesel
 Ford : Excursion XLT 2003 Ford Excursion 4x4 Rare 7.3 Power Stroke Turbo Diesel
$8,350.00
$19,999.00
Time Left: 6h 13m
Ford : Super Duty F-350 XL 2008 Ford Super Duty XL F350 4x4 Long bed SUPER CLEAN A MUST SEE
 Ford : Super Duty F-350 XL 2008 Ford Super Duty XL F350 4x4 Long bed SUPER CLEAN A MUST SEE
$8,400.00
$21,777.00
Time Left: 6h 13m
Packard 1951 Packard Convertible - Beautiful and Original - Straight 8 Ultramatic
 Packard 1951 Packard Convertible - Beautiful and Original - Straight 8 Ultramatic
$19,500.00 (3 Bids)
Time Left: 6h 20m
Mercedes-Benz : 200-Series 1973 Mercedes-Benz 280C Coupe, AZ Car, Very Original, Ice Cold A C, Classic MB!
 Mercedes-Benz : 200-Series 1973 Mercedes-Benz 280C Coupe, AZ Car, Very Original, Ice Cold A C, Classic MB!
$4,400.00 (18 Bids)
Time Left: 6h 53m
Jeep : Wagoneer 1987 Jeep Grand Wagoneer, Woody, 360ci V8, 4x4, AZ Jeep, Beautiful Original!
 Jeep : Wagoneer 1987 Jeep Grand Wagoneer, Woody, 360ci V8, 4x4, AZ Jeep, Beautiful Original!
$14,100.00 (13 Bids)
Time Left: 6h 53m
Mercedes-Benz : SL-Class 450 SL 1976 Mercedes-Benz 450SL Roadster, 42k Mi, Super Original, 2 Owner, ALL DOCS!
 Mercedes-Benz : SL-Class 450 SL 1976 Mercedes-Benz 450SL Roadster, 42k Mi, Super Original, 2 Owner, ALL DOCS!
$12,100.00 (25 Bids)
Time Left: 6h 53m
Honda : Civic Si Si Hatchback EP3
 Honda : Civic Si Si Hatchback EP3
$13,000.00 (0 Bids)
Time Left: 6h 55m
Ford : Mustang Cobra Bondurant Roush Race Prepared, Street LEGAL, turn key road racer! Historic!
 Ford : Mustang Cobra Bondurant Roush Race Prepared, Street LEGAL, turn key road racer! Historic!
$7,000.00
$9,500.00
Time Left: 7h 5m
BMW : 5-Series 530 530i Navigation ~ Black Tan ~ Leather ~ Sunroof ~ Very Clean ~ 1 Owner Local AZ Car!
 BMW : 5-Series 530 530i Navigation ~ Black Tan ~ Leather ~ Sunroof ~ Very Clean ~ 1 Owner Local AZ Car!
$20,800.00
Time Left: 7h 6m
Pontiac : Trans Am Trans Am 1981 Pontiac Trans Am; Red on Red; very low original miles
 Pontiac : Trans Am Trans Am 1981 Pontiac Trans Am; Red on Red; very low original miles
$10,601.00 (5 Bids)
Time Left: 7h 8m
Cadillac : Other 2 DOOR HT SURVIVOR 34, 477 ORIGINAL MILES, PAINT & INTERIOR, BETTER @ 1955 1959 1960 1962
 Cadillac : Other 2 DOOR HT SURVIVOR 34, 477 ORIGINAL MILES, PAINT & INTERIOR, BETTER @ 1955 1959 1960 1962
$6,100.00
$34,500.00
Time Left: 7h 8m
Porsche : Boxster 2001 PORSCHE BOXSTER LOW MILEAGE EXCELLENT CONDITION 01 Black with Tan Leathr
 Porsche : Boxster 2001 PORSCHE BOXSTER LOW MILEAGE EXCELLENT CONDITION 01 Black with Tan Leathr
$12,900.00 (15 Bids)
Time Left: 7h 14m

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About how far away is paradise valley from queen creek arizona?
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Just driving by car..both towns are around phoenix arizona.

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It's about an hour depending upon traffic/time of day

Is this another example of blacks starting trouble ?
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"""In the summer of 1943, in the midst of World War II, tensions between blacks and whites in Detroit were escalating. Detroit's population had grown by 350,000 people since the war began. The booming defense industries brought in large numbers of people with high wages and very little available housing. 150,000 blacks had recently arrived along with 300,000 whites, mostly from rural Appalachia both moved amongst native Detroiters and a large Polish and Eastern European population already in the area.[2] The altercations between black and white youth started on June 20, 1943, on a warm Saturday evening on Belle Isle. A fist fight broke out when a white sailor's girlfriend was insulted by a black man. The brawl eventually grew into a confrontation between groups of blacks and whites and then spread into the city. Rumors had started that a black woman had been assaulted by a white man. Another rumor was that a white woman was raped and killed by a black man. Stores were looted and buildings were burned in the riot, most of which were in a black neighborhood roughly two miles in and around Paradise Valley, one of the oldest and poorest neighborhoods in Detroit. The clashes soon escalated to the point where black and white mobs were “assaulting one another, beating innocent motorists, pedestrians and streetcar passengers, burning cars, destroying storefronts and looting businesses."[2] Both sides were said to have encouraged others to join in the riots with false claims that one of “their own” was attacked unjustly.[2] More than 1,800 were arrested for looting and other incidents, the vast majority being black. Thirteen murders remain unsolved."""

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What did this kid do? What trouble did he start? Emmett Till http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmett_Till How about the 1963 Birmingham Church bombing? 4 little girls were killed courtesy of "Dynamite" Bob Chambliss and friends. What did they do? Detroit Race Riot (1943) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detroit_Race_Riot_(1943) "Detroit's black leaders pointed to other causes ranging from job discrimination, to housing discrimination, police brutality and daily animosity received from Detroit's white population" "White city leaders including the mayor pointed the finger at young black “hoodlums" Up until the late 1960's there were lynchings, murders, "Colored" bathrooms I wouldn't let my dog use, blacks were unable to use public transportation or public libraries and given substandard schools and education, I saw the 1958 grave of a 21 year old black man shot and killed by whites. His body was left on railroad tracks in anticipation the crime would be covered up. The "trial" was a joke. Because everyone knew white people mind their own business. But when people complained about minority treatment at the hands of whites and law enforcement, some white people had the nerve to get up on their high horse talking about "uppity negroes" as if they had no blood on their hands.. Black people sure as hell didn't string themselves up or plant bombs.. So in your feeble mind white people walked on water? And still do? Sorry to burst your bubble, this is 2012. American Express has a Black CEO and the head of Pepsi is an Indian woman. There is no room on this planet or this country for your racist stupidity.

Are you going to join me, for the Veterans Walk on Sunday Nov 13, 2011 in Phoenix AZ?
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The Paradise Valley Mall will be staging a Veterans Walk and Congratulatory Party for all United States War Veterans on Veterans Day Weekend in Phoenix AZ. Instead of Desecrating the American Flag like pro Illegal Alien California Democrats did last year on August 4, at the Federal Court House in Phoenix. We will be Honoring Our American Flag with Veterans like Me, Senator John McCain and the descendants of U.S. Marine and AZ Navajo Indian World War II Hero Ira Hayes. Lib Hanoi Jane Commies, won't know who Ira Hayes is anyway. Be there, or be GAY, Paradise Valley Mall Hotties, Tatum Blvd and Cactus Drive. My car will be the 1981 Chevrolet Citation with the NObama 2012, Randy Parraz is an Asse and Execute Troy Davis Bumper Sticker. Musician Vocalist and Lifelong AZ Republican Alice Cooper, will also be there, for the Paradise Valley Mall Withdrawal Blonde Hotties like me...LOL.

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This Vietnam Era Veteran refuses to step foot in Arizona until SB 1070 is repealed. I refuse to carry my ID and everything swimming and hiking and such, which means I could be subject to harassment and deportation to Mexico even though I was born and raised in the USA.

would you go to this?
Question:
the paradise valley high school colorguard might be having a yard sale/ car wash with a lemonade/ tea stand all in the same place (at my friends house)... so while people are getting their car washed they can look at the yard sale and have a cold drink... is it too much?? we are in dyer need of money. we need to make about $3,000 within a month.

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It sounds like a great idea! Imagine going to a yard sale, and getting your car washed at the same time. Plus lemonade / tea stands work GREAT. My son had one last summer, and made $25 in about two hours at 25¢ a glass. You'll definitely need plenty of help, buckets, sponges and hoses!

HOW DO I SUCCESFULLY MOVE FROM TENNESSEE AND START A NEW LIFE IN ARIZONA?
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I am 17 years old, will be 18 in September. I plan to move to Arizona in October 2011 with my boyfrined who is currently in arizona. I need advice on where to find a job, what type of housing I should choose(mobile home, apt., house?) I have a job here in tennessee but i would have to have a new one in order to go to college in Arizona. I found a nice looking college online calle Paradise Valley Community College....I need something affordable....It will be almost imposible to carrry on with this plan, because the cost is so expensive. I plan on taking a Greyhound to AZ and using public transportation until i find a used car, or have mine shipped or something....I really need to speak with someone who knows about 1.Becoming a resident of Arizona 2.Financial Aid for someone coming into AZ and wanting to begin college. 3.What community colleges would be cost efficient. 4.What type of housing is the least expensive. 5.What are Gas Prices in AZ? 6.is the cost of living in AZ higher than that in TN? -ANYONE WHO HAS MOVED FROM TENNESSEE TO ARIZONA AND STARTED COLLEGE, PLEASE EMAIL ME!

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Here's some unsolicited advice. Don't move across country because of a current boyfriend. What a mistake to uproot your life for a current love interest. Does he even want you to move here? The economy is down right now with job opportunities scarse. Don't come without a job - you'll end up on welfare and very unhappy.

What should I expect first time to Scottsdale, AZ?
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Last time we went to downtown Phoenix was a bit disappointed coz it was literally nothing's going on there and no shopping whatsoever except a very small shopping mall around the corner. This time we are going to stay at Scottsdale, I've heard it's difference than Phoenix?? I will be going from 10/11/08 to 10/13/08 just the long weekend. Didn't wanna spend too much on the hotel so we are gonna stay at the Double Tree Paradise Valley Resort. Do you know anything about this hotel? I know it's not the best best, but o well at least it's 4 stars, I hope it won't be disappointed.. Can you tell me what should I expect, and what I must do over there? I won't have a car. Thank you all so much for your help!!! Love~ But I thought that they have trolleys around that area? Since I will be there only for 2 days, I think I might just stay at old town area and go to the fashion mall. So do you think that without a car would still do?

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You are talking about the Scottsdale Trolley, which does a run between downtown Scottsdale attractions and area hotels. I think the Doubletree PV is on the list but you might call the hotel just to check. Sometimes a hotel will have a complimentary shuttle to take you within 2 miles of the resort, and you can always get a cab. Downtown Scottsdale has fabulous shopping and restaurants that are brand new - the "waterfront" area especially. The new W hotel has a swanky new restaurant that you will need a reservation for but there are a lot of others too. The hotel's concierge can help you find fun things to do - the Fashion Square Mall is huge, but it won't likely have any stores you can't find in your own local mall. See if you can get to the Kierland and/or Biltmore areas where there are a lot of nice shops and are not too far from your hotel. When you come it will be really nice outdoors so consider a hike, horseback riding, golf and/or a jeep or hummer tour. Here's a great website with lots of ideas for you: http://www.scottsdalecvb.com

What does the american flag represent to you?
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I work in the office and when I walk by some offices, they post an american flag next to their name plate next to the door. I look inside and see a white man. Then I go talk to them and see what kind of person "pushes" his patriotism in the office. Yes, the profile is clear. Those people who post the american flag at work are red neck, dumb, right wingers, who hates other countries and other ethnicities but their own. They listen to Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck, Fox News, and have no clue about the world outside the USA. I laugh at these people who are paralized by such emotional weakness. They are so insecure about themselves that they need to feel and hold a certain reality about the country they live in. They have a need to feel superior because they are weak inside, so they have a need to feel and claim that they and their country is better than any other in the world. What a bunch of lameness and pathetic people. White Americans don't know much about China and brag that USA has Freedoms and China does not, agree? I am an American Born Chinese Man living in the USA and China equally. I recently decided that China is so much better than the USA in my quality of life and social connections. When I lived in the USA, I was successful with my own business only because I was unsuccessful working for whiteman. I have a new house, new car, and great city to live in Silicon Valley. I gave it all up because I felt the surrounding crowd of people in general to be arrogant, self absorbed, "look at me" attitudes, and try to hard to attract attention. Americans enjoy decadence in values and activities, there is no magic there. I don't respect the phony image makers of how most people present themselves to be, it is all an act, sometimes they have to act that way to make a living, so they resort to lies, cheating, and just unethical behavior because it is the short cut to money, sex, drugs, and all the activities that throw away integrity to achieve self gratification for the immediate term. There is no long term patience, no humility, people do not value being humble, and they all think too much alike with the same bad values to make their world go round. I don't need their brand of living, so I pack up. Sell all my assets, take my money and ship off to my paradise. I have spoken to many white americans and the argument I get from them is, China is a communist state run by dictators and you don't have any personal freedoms to enjoy life there because someone else is telling you what you can and can not do. Well, when I here this, I know these white americans are just ignorant and blinded by their own patriotism of america. I find there discription of China to be more applicable to the USA for a person like me who does get treated differently than the whitie. So newsflash to you white people, my existence in white america is very different than your existence in white america. How so? It is because you white people can not see that america is catered and design by and for white people, everything comes easier for you because you do not have to jump over hurdles that we have and invisible to your everyday life. we do have hurdles that you can't see because you whities put it there to serve your kind, and we aint like you. Not jealous, I made my move and I no longer have your hurdles to put up with. Now, why don't you learn how to speak mandarin before you come to find a job here in CHina. It is the same as I hear you white americans demanding immigrants to speak english, why don't you speak some foreign language when you go work in a foreign land. usa is not free, because if it was, it would not have all the laws they set up to restrict what you can and can not do. I can set up a company in one month in CHina when it will take two years in the USA. Freedom? I am more free here in CHina, you lame phoney freedom claiming whites in america. Hahaha I have the last laugh at those simpletons in redneck land.

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I'm pretty sure we are getting the last laugh because we got rid of YOU, you were not strong enough to make it in America. You fool. If you don't love it, leave it and shut up about it. You sound very bitter! If you are so happy there, why are you still complaining about it? The American Flag is a national symbol, some of us are proud to be here and want to display it.

Joke: Dear Diary......? (This is really funny)?
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Dear Diary: Ohio Winters: Aug. 12 - Moved into our new home in Ohio . It is so beautiful here. The hills and river valleys are so picturesque. I have a beautiful old oak tree in my front yard. Can hardly wait to see the change in the seasons. This is truly God's Country. Oct. 14 - Ohio is such a gorgeous place to live, one of the real special places on Earth. The leaves are turning a multitude of different colors. I love all of the shades of reds, oranges and yellows, they are so bright. I want to walk through all of the beautiful hills and spot some white tail deer. They are so graceful, certainly they must be the most peaceful creatures on Earth. This must be paradise. Nov. 11 - Deer season opens this week. I can't imagine why anyone would want to shoot these elegant animals. They are the very symbol of peace and tranquility here in Ohio. I hope it snows soon. I love it here! Dec. 2 - It snowed last night. I woke to the usual wonderful sight: everything covered in a beautiful blanket of white. The oak tree is magnif icent. It looks like a postcard. We went out and swept the snow from the steps and driveway. The air is so crisp, clean and refreshing. We had a snowball fight. I won, and the snowplow came down the street. He must have gotten too close to the driveway because we had to go out and shovel the end of the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Nature in harmony. I love it here! Dec. 12 - More snow last night. I love it! The plow did his cute little trick again. What a rascal. A winter wonderland. I love it here! Dec. 19 - More snow - couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work in time. I'm exhausted from all of the shoveling. And that snowplow! Dec. 21 - More of that white shit coming down. I've got blisters on my hands and a kink in my back. I think that the snowplow driver waits around the corner until I'm done shoveling the driveway. @ss-hole. Dec. 25 - White Christmas? More freakin' snow. If I ever get my hands on the sonofabitch who drives that snowplow, I swear I'll castrate him. And why don't they use more salt on these roads to melt this crap?? Dec. 28 - It hasn't stopped snowing since Christmas. I have been inside since then, except of course when that SOB "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go anywhere, cars are buried up to the windows. Weather man says to expect another 10 inches. Do you have any idea how many shovelfuls 10 inches is?? Jan. 1 - Happy New Year? The way it's coming down it won't melt until the 4th of July! The snowplow got stuck down the road and the shithead actually had the balls to come and ask to borrow a shovel! I told him I'd broken 6 already this season. Jan. 4 - Finally got out of the house. We went to the store to get some food and a goddamn deer ran out in front of my car and I hit the bastard. It did $3,000 in damage to the car. Those beasts ought to be killed. The hunters should have a longer season if you ask me. Jan. 27 - Warmed up a little and rained today. The rain turned the snow into ice and the weight of it broke the main limb of the oak tree in the front yard and it went through the roof. I should have cut that old piece of shit into fireplace wood when I had the chance. March 23 - Took my car to the local garage. Would you believe the whole underside of the car is rusted away from all of that damn salt they dump on the road? Car looks like a bashed up, heap of rusted cow shit. May 10 - Sold the car, the house, and moved to Florida. I can't imagine why anyone in their freakin' mind would ever want to live in the God forsaken State of Ohio ***This is really funny, I laugh till I cry...thanks to my dearest friend here Larry who send me this joke and Ithought I share it with everyone*** Dear Elle, this is just a joke...take it easy.

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This is too funny and true. I used to live in Ohio and moved to Florida partly because of the winters!!!!